Brian Williams Reports: The Reunion - The President and His Men, 20 Years After the Gulf War Page #3

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Because you know what Sam would do?

I would finally get him once,

real good.

And I'd run off.

But he wouldn't chase after me.

And then I would live in fear...

...for hours, sometimes even days...

...wondering when Big Bad Sam

was gonna attack me.

And you know what your brother

from another mother would do?

He would set his alarm...

...for 3 a. M...

...and walk into my room...

...when I was still sleeping

and slap the sh*t out of me.

And I'd be laying there

looking up at this monster...

...and he'd lean down

and he'd say, "Got you last."

That's the funniest game we played.

The rest, I keep between myself

and my therapist.

- Grow up.

- Kiss my ass, Sam.

- Got you last.

- You all right?

- inside the warehouse,

and then proceeded on their way.

A homeless woman...

I'm gonna kill you!

... identified Edgar Rodriguez

as one of the Wills kidnappers.

According to the FBI,

Rodriguez is an escaped fugitive...

... facing charges for grand theft...

That's my bail skip.

The Wills family is offering

a 5 million-dollar reward...

... for any information directly resulting

in the billionaire's safe return.

Take this.

Ten mils of Valium.

You'll think you're at Club Med.

I don't need this.

I'm doing you a favor. Now, take it

or I'll shove it down your throat.

Okay.

So all of our communications

with the FBI...

...are done through computer.

Very high-tech,

you wouldn't understand.

You're only good

at destroying computer companies.

Don't know jack sh*t

about how to use them.

May I talk with my family, somehow?

Will you please shut up?

You think I'm some kind of ogre?

See the camera? What do you think

I bought that for, numbnuts?

They see you, you see them,

everybody cries, beg for mercy...

...et cetera, et cetera.

Now, the feds are gonna wanna

make sure that you're alive.

So I've rigged a live feed

of the Dow Jones stock ticker...

...to run across the screen.

That way,

you can read real time stock quotes...

...and see just how far

your company's gone in the toilet...

...because their leader

is about to die a horrible death...

...unless they pay up.

It's cool, huh?

Okay.

Leo needs a favor.

Yeah.

I was thinking,

until we figure out what it is...

...that we could do

as a "family business," you know...

...I've got a little situation

I could use a little help with.

How can I help, bro?

"Bro?" What are you, 12 years old?

Next, you're gonna be asking me

to high-five.

Leo, do you want help or not?

Beggars can't be choosers.

Right. Sorry.

Turns out, since I won't be getting

at the old man's cut for two years...

...I'm in a little bit of a financial bind.

See, I posted this bond

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