Breakup at a Wedding Page #3

Looks really good too.

The best part

of wireless mikes?

People always forget

they're wearing them.

Alison, does this freak-out

have anything to do with your...

Oh, Mom, it's not

the shot talking, okay?

I know you, and there is

something you are not telling me.

Mom, stop it.

I'm okay.

I'm more worried about

you. Are you okay?

Is it weird with Dad and her

being around all the time?

Is it weird that

I'm getting ready there?

I am more worried about you.

You cannot please everybody.

What's that supposed to mean?

It means that I am worried...

that you are not gonna enjoy this

magnificent day of your life...

because you are running around trying to

make everything perfect for everybody else.

And eventually, that is how

you're going to lose Phil.

Oh, great.

Thanks a lot, Mom.

Oh, Alison. I didn't mean it

that way, Allie. Please...

So, uh, Alison,

do you have any, um...

Just tell me, what are

your hopes? Oh, my hopes?

Um, I suppose just, like, that

everything goes how it's supposed to go,

that everyone

has an amazing time,

and there's lots of dancing,

lots of eating,

and that my grandmother feels

complete with her time here on Earth.

Is there anything you'd like to say

to the video for Philip and Alison?

I just wanna say that I love my little

girl and her big man so very much,

and I wish them everything

that they could ever want.

And I just, you know, hope I

didn't screw her up too bad.

Are you excited

for your parents?

For your dad to walk you

down the aisle? Uh, yeah.

Yup.

Mm-hmm.

Okay, guys. Who's hungry?

Oh, good. Good. Yay.

After the fireballs cleared,

Phil and Alison moved their rehearsal

dinner to the only place available...

the basement of

a local Knights of Columbus.

Let me take this.

I'm so cold. You're cold?

Okay, leave it on then.

I don't need to tell you

what to do.

Let's eat and party

and... eat and party. Yeah!

Seven-and-a-half foot sub,

on the way.

Let's go...

Here, let me grab this.

Do not drink that, Toddy,

all right?

Got it.

Most videographers won't shoot the

signing of the marriage contract,

but I know better.

For all the bells and whistles

of a lavish ceremony,

real marriage

comes down to paperwork.

There you are,

you precious angels.

Coming straight down

from heaven.

It's so good

to see y'all.

Did you wanna go over those vows? I do.

But first, I really need y'all to

sign this certificate of marriage.

Awesome. We have got

to get that done, okay?

Can I just grab that from you? Oh. Okay.

And we'll throw this

in the back.

I'll call my lawyer. Then we'll come

find you. You better not call your lawyer.

I'll be in there.

You can find me.

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