Breaking the Girls Page #2

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Well, it's been delightful,

but we gotta go get a drink. Bye.

I know Sara is really pretty, but

you don't have to flirt with her

right in front of me.

Give me a break. We're just friends.

Yeah, friends who've wanted to f***

each other for like three years.

Are you serious?

Don't talk to me.

C'mon.

We're leaving.

Oh, this is classy.

Have fun with her.

Are you okay?

Do you need some help with that?

Don't you have to look

after your girlfriend?

She left.

I'm sorry.

I'm really not.

Come on, let's get her up.

Let's go.

- She do this a lot?

- No, I just barely met her.

Well, don't worry. My friends gave me tons

of practice. I'm great with dead weight.

I'm up.

I just needed a little disco nap.

- I wanna party.

- You got her?

- Do you guys wanna party?

- Yes, let's...

- Eric likes to dance.

- I do, I like to dance.

Eric, you're hot.

- He's sexy, Sara. Good taste. Come here.

- No.

- You're sexy too.

- No.

Liquid courage.

You're sexy too.

How hot is she, Eric?

You're so hot.

Come on, just playing.

Eric won't mind.

Hey, let's go to the pool.

I wanna go swimming.

I'll keep all the lights out.

Just for you guys.

She's...

I'm going in.

You coming?

It's getting chilly in here. Maybe you

should go home to your girlfriend.

Yeah, maybe I should.

Morning.

You can just pour the

coffee all over me.

It's actually not coffee.

It's a hangover cure that I made.

Powder Ginger from your kitchen

and thyme from your front yard.

I didn't realize that I was

sleeping next to a hippie girl.

Actually I'm really not a hippie chick, but

I grew up with a supper hippie aunt

that lived in Topanga.

Oh my God, Topanga?

Every time I drive through there,

I'm like scared

someone's gonna run out, and spray

me with some patchouli or something.

Just trust me.

I think your hippie aunt

was trying to poison you.

Maybe.

She was pretty crazy.

One year she actually made me

and my sister matching muumuus.

Muumuus? On children?

Oh, god. That's disturbing.

Did she at least grow her own weed?

- Can we just call her right now...

- No, we can't call her.

Hello?

Um, yeah, sure.

I can come in.

Okay.

That's Professor Nolan.

I have to go in.

So I guess

I should get going.

I...

Yeah, I've been hooking up with

a lot of straight girls recently, so I...

know the drill.

- I've had a lot of fun last night, I just

- Was a one time thing.

Friends?

Friends.

Okay.

Unfortunately, policies

at the university

dictate that your

fellowship be revoked.

But it's one person's word

against mine.

I didn't steal anything.

No one on this campus

finds this more unfair than I do.

Of all the students here,

you deserve to be here.

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