Break Point Page #4

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kick-ass again.

I think this is our chance to...

I don't think so, man.

To really f***

some sh*t up, you know?

We could go out there, and we

could really f*** some sh*t up.

Jim, no. Sorry. Sorry, Jim.

I forgot.

I forgot what a f***ing

scaredy-cat you are.

I did. It completely

slipped my mind.

You should be honest with

yourself and me and just say,

"I'm a scared little girl

inside of a tall man's body."

It's a waste

of f***ing time, man.

This is your dream you

f***ed up, not mine, so...

Is, is that it?

Are we... Are we done?

Overhand?

No biggie smalls.

Can I hit balls from that

tennis Cannon too? Nope.

When was the last time you

played against real people?

It's been a while,

but I actually just got an

offer to play doubles again.

With who?

My brother. Awesome.

You won tournaments with him.

Junior tournaments,

and he's an idiot.

Yeah, but still, it'd be cool to

see how good you guys are now.

I mean, you have

nothing to lose.

I mean, your girlfriend

left you.

You're just a single,

unemployed teacher.

No, I get it. You're actually

a substitute teacher.

I mean, people always

say that they have

nothing to lose, but they

actually have something to lose.

You literally have

nothing to lose.

You don't have anything. Yeah, I get it.

Like, the first, you know...

Well, your,

your kia sorrento lease.

That's a great point, Barry.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

If you didn't crush 'em so

hard, a lot more would go in.

Well, If I hit 'em underhand,

I could get 'em all in.

Just saying you could serve

at 120 instead of 130,

and 20% more of your serves

would go in.

Yeah, and I'm just saying If I served 'em

underhand, I could get every serve in.

Are you still leading all the

tournaments in double faults?

Yeah, and aces.

And unforced errors?

This coming from the guy

who once had

a five-minute rally

waiting for the other guy

to screw up.

I could've literally laid down

on the court and taken a nap.

We won that point. And we

didn't win by my aces?

Not your unforced errors.

Dude, My God.

Your game is so f***ing conservative.

And yours is reckless.

We would've won twice as many

tournaments If you had any balls.

I'm the only reason we won

any tournaments, a**hole.

Right.

So you're in?

Yeah. I'm in.

Hey, dad, what's this?

It's for canine epilepsy.

It's valium, basically.

Took him three times around

the block, but he finally went.

Well, If it isn't my little buddy.

What's he still doing here?

He's waiting for

someone to adopt him.

Well, you could put him

to work in the meantime.

There's a huge market

out there for animal porn.

I was not aware.

Jack, I'll see you tomorrow.

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