Break Point Page #2

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a kia sorrento?

I don't know, Barry.

Sometimes things are

sadder in retrospect.

What's this?

Dreamcatcher.

Cool. Catch a lot of dreams?

Just the sorrento, so far.

Where'd you get it?

It's my girlfriend's.

My ex-girlfriend.

"Ex-girlfriend"? What happened?

I don't want to talk about that.

Was she cramping your style?

Nope. Did she have

too much baggage?

Did your mom hate her?

No, she never met my mom.

Why not? My mom passed away.

Man. How'd she die?

Okay. Yeah, Barry, you know,

you got to have more tact.

Sorry. Um...

How'd she die?

That was much better.

Okay. Here we are.

Okay, Barry.

Have a good summer.

Bye, friend.

Thanks for the ride.

Hi, grandma.

Hi, sweetie.

Thank you, Mr. price.

So hey, man, listen. The Alerian

open's, like, three months away,

and I'm just trying to figure

out who I'm gonna partner with,

and going through the list,

your name popped up

on the list, so I was just...

Well, yeah, um... Yeah?

No, I was saying, "well, yeah,"

like, "well, yeah,"

but not "yeah," yeah.

Yeah, no, It's not

a good idea. So no.

Yeah, no. No, I didn't...

Yeah.

I'm talking about Alerian open.

I'm talking about going

the full distance, buddy.

What do you think about that?

Yeah, I think...

You remember, you turned

me in to the officials

before a match for smoking

weed in '03? Right?

Right.

Weed that you sold me?

Shitty weed that you sold me?

You're a f***ing pro

at a country club, dude?

Yeah, six figures, bro.

And you're just not playing

on the tour anymore?

You're not in the game?

Yeah, I'm married with kids.

Leo's four now. It's crazy.

My God.

You're like that dude

in the white shirt

at the... country club.

Hey, long-shorts.

What's up? It's Jimmy p.

Jimmy p. Your butt still

hurting from corona?

Super funny as always, Jimmy.

So listen, man, I've been

trying to narrow down a partner,

and I think we should talk

about getting back together.

Why don't you

swing on out to the house?

All I'm focused on now

is getting to palm Springs

to win the quallies

and getting into the open.

Yeah, man, me too. Me too.

If we stick together, we can

totally make that sh*t happen.

You got a lot of nerve,

I'll give you that.

What do you...

What do you mean?

You're 35. You're

begging a 21-year-old.

I'm just saying, that takes

a lot of balls.

Desperation or... Is it

very low self-esteem?

Guess I'm gonna have

to say "no way in hell."

You could've told me

that on the phone

instead of making me drive

all the way out to this

weird plantation.

Happy retirement, buddy.

See you in palm Springs, b*tch.

A "lidda hepp"?

"A lidda hepp"? A lidda hepp?

Barry, the phrase is

"a little help."

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