Bravetown

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Sorry, fellas,

this is an exclusive event.

Invite only, make way.

Good evening, ladies.

Have fun.

What's up, man?

Hey!

Awesome, boy!

Hey, label guys.

Atomic Records, I think.

Dude, you know that is

not the first,

but the second group this week?

Man, you're getting a deal

real soon, real soon.

Come on, how do these guys

sell music

when they don't got inch of

rhythm in their entire body?

Nah, I'm way too sober

for this. Here.

I had one already.

All right, have half.

Yeah, man.

Yo, hold down the fort.

I'm gonna show these kids

how it's done.

Joshy boy!

Hey, you got this.

Baby, why don't you wash

that shirt soon?

'Cause then it won't smell

like I work there.

I'm sure employees

that actually work there

wash their uniforms

every once in a while.

Am I gonna see you

tomorrow?

Of course.

Good.

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moisture repellent,

your friends will think

you paid thousands

for your new kitchen.

But at Cabinets To Go,

prices start at $995

for 10 feet of upper and lower

solid wood cabinets.

Call now for a free catalogue

at 1-800...

Man, I passed out

last night.

Did we talk?

No.

What time did you

get home?

Around four.

Why so late?

We had a sewage problem

at work.

Had to clean the floors.

They don't have private

companies or something

that takes care of that sh*t?

There's no milk?

Hey.

You are on fire!

I have a treat for you.

Oh, yeah?

Whoo, man.

It is a party tonight!

Yeah.

Here you go.

I had two already.

Whoa, whoa,

this ain't Molly.

What is it?

Something tight.

This will take you

to the moon and back,

and you ain't even

gonna blink.

I don't know, man.

Oh, come on!

And I'm telling you, Pandora

has landed on my brain.

So, whatever you're doing

right here, Joshy boy,

it's about to get

a whole lot faster.

Ah, ha-ha!

All right, you got to buckle up

'cause we're about to lift off,

and we're all coming with you.

Yeah, Joshy boy!

Paging Dr. Bedford.

Paging Dr. Bedford, please.

Are you his...

I'm his mother, yes.

What happened?

He overdosed.

We flushed his stomach.

He's stable.

I'm going to let him

rest for a bit,

and I'll come check on him

later.

Damn it, Josh.

God!

You just got us both

in a whole load of trouble.

Damn it!

Good morning, sleepy head.

Your mother signed the release

before she left.

Said she had to go to work.

Do you understand how screwed

we are right now?

No, you don't.

You don't even care.

You have to stand in front

of a judge next week!

I don't even know how I'm going

to pay for an attorney.

I don't get paid until Friday!

Josh, I know you can hear me.

Josh! Josh!

Mr. Harvest, despite

all your priors,

that include disorderly conduct,

drug possession, forgery,

identity theft, vandalism,

despite all of that,

this court has decided

not to inflict any more pain

on your mother

with any kind of prison time

on your person.

However, you will have to submit

to drug rehabilitation

and professional counselling

for a period of 12 months.

But with your mother's

busy schedule,

and given that you are still

a minor in need of supervision,

this court cannot take

the chance

you will fail to meet

these requirements.

Your mother has informed me that

your father, Jim T. Wallace,

is alive and well, and has

agreed to look after you

for the remainder of your

17th year,

and/or until you comply

with this court's order,

whichever comes later.

Failure to comply with all

of these requirements

will result in your arrest,

at which point the court will

determine your punishment

in accordance with state law.

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