Born Guilty Page #2

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- Okay.

Does Mr. Gonzalez

provide any assistance?

- No hear or see him

in over a year, so no.

- Can you prove to me that

you have five children?

Right?

- Yes!

- Somehow?

- They are playing

with the neighbors.

I will bring them to you.

- Oh, that's really

not necessary.

You can show me their

clothes or their diapers.

- No, keep her company, okay?

I'll be right back.

Vamos, vamos, vamos.

See?

These are my five children.

- I see.

Alright, so what is your name?

- Chan Sook.

- Juanita Chan Sook Gonzalez.

- Juanita Chan Sook.

Okay.

And you must be Paco.

- Trey.

(LAUGHS)

( UPBEAT MUSIC)

- Idea!

Talk to me.

Please.

We'll call it

Squirtgurt.

Togurt.

Twurt.

Do we have Twister?

Twist in the Mouth.

No good, moving on.

If you whist, you whist.

Tort.

The yogurt that gives

you warts, right?

God, why do we need another

f***ing yogurt, right?

I'll kill you!

Killgurt.

I'm melting, I'm melting!

- Marty, you killed it.

Nailed it.

Marty, you saved the shoot,

the client thinks

you're a rock star.

- Unbelievable how you get

inside the psychographics

of a preteen demo.

You must have the mind of

an advanced 10 year old.

- Shut the f*** up,

you're just jealous.

Marty, you have just proven

yourself worthy of advance.

- Regardless of

your bipolar record.

- We are shifting you

to a new demographic,

the constipated young adult.

- The adult market?

Constipated adult?

I can go with that.

I mean, it's a start,

right, why not?

Everyone gets constipated

once or twice.

I had an enema once.

But wait, I got it.

How about "Life is full of it

but that doesn't

mean you should be."

- [SUMMER] Marty,

girlfriend on line one.

- Don't be too literal here.

Midway Investments

is the client.

They're financial, not medical.

I lovingly ascribe

the term constipated

to this particular crop

currently turning 30

because they can't seem to

get off the proverbial pot

of their childhood.

They have careers,

they have money,

but for whatever reason

they seem to lack

the emotional maturity

to let go of their past

and put stock in their futures.

Literally.

- Really good.

- [SUMMER] Marty,

mom on line two.

- I'm in a very important

meeting, thank you, yep.

Yeah, listening, yeah.

Very attently here.

- It's because they got

too many trophies

and awards and medals

for nothing.

- Yeah, for sitting on the pot.

- Exactly.

For being a big bunch of babies.

(LAUGHS)

- So you can see why we think

you're a natural for this.

10:
00 a.m. tomorrow,

be in our meeting

to meet the Midway client.

We want you to be the one to

tell the constipated adult

it's time to become

a confident adult.

(PHONE CHIMES)

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