Boo! A Madea Halloween Page #3

Leah and Rain are going.

It'll be fun.

But, I... It's just...

No! No, but nothing, okay? Come on. Sit.

Listen, they like us.

And they're the most

popular girls in school.

- Popular...

- Okay? We can't not go

and be right where we were

when we first got to that school.

They're popular because

they wear those baby shirts

that shows what the Good Lord gave 'em.

Plus, why do they have to set the trend?

Okay, number one,

those baby shirts are called crop tops.

And did you see how those guys

were drooling over them?

Did you see how they were

drooling over you?

Because I took notes from them.

Okay. Come on.

We gotta go to the attic,

create something

really hot for tonight.

- Let's get.

- Hot...

Wait.

- He's texting me.

- Who's texting you?

Jonathan, the cute frat boy.

I thought that boy

was staring at Rain.

He was, for now. Come on.

- For now?

- Yeah.

She needs to stay with me.

Debra, I already told her that, okay?

She doesn't wanna stay with you.

You're her dad,

you need to put your foot down.

Are you listening?

Yes, I'm listening to you.

- Well?

- Yeah, I know I'm her dad.

You're her mom, okay?

- I can't...

- Get her ready!

She doesn't wanna come,

she doesn't have to come.

- She doesn't wanna go...

- But she needs to.

All right, listen. Just come...

Come and pick BJ up.

- I don't wanna argue about this.

- Now I'm on my way.

Tiffany, somebody...

The hell?

This girl.

Open your little bag up wide.

So I can drop it

all the way down to the bottom.

I don't even know why

you sitting out here with these...

What you doing with these canes, Bam?

Trick or treat!

Mabel...

You know I had hip surgery.

I need these canes.

You don't need them canes,

stop that lying.

I seen you running

up and down the street.

Mabel, I need these canes,

and let me tell you,

they were high as hell, too.

Too much for a woman on a fixed income

and I ain't got no extra money

to be wasting on no canes like these.

So I gotta use these so that I don't

have to go back to the hospital.

I know them

two little girls right there.

If you... Hold on

just a second, honey.

If you're so worried

about money on a fixed income,

why the hell are you out here

giving these little heathens candy?

- Mabel, I like this.

- No, Bam, uh-uh. No.

This is why I'm not

in my damn house right now.

- What?

- I don't like no doggone Halloween.

I'm not gonna be giving them children

no candy for free. Hell!

When I was growing up, do you know

what I had to do for candy?

Do you know

what I had to do for candy?

What, Mabel?

I had to give up candy to get candy.

That's why.

But I'm not gonna do that,

spend my hard-earned money

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