Bonnie Scotland Page #4
- PASSED
- Year:
- 1935
- 80 min
- 117 Views
- What?
- Where'd you get it?
- I traded our overcoats for it.
That's just like you. Thinking
of your stomach before my pride.
How are you going to cook it?
- No, you wouldn't.
Once again, I have to come
to your rescue...
...and be the mother of invention.
What you going to do?
I'm going to cook the fish...
...over the candle.
I've got an idea that's better
than your mother's invention.
- What?
- Hold this and I'll show you.
A grill.
and we can cook the fish on top.
Why, that's exactly
what I intended to do.
Now, give me the fish.
You watch the fish
and see that it doesn't burn.
How does it look?
Never looked better in all its life.
Well, bring it over
because I'm as hungry as a hunter.
Where's the rest of it?
It "shrizzled."
Well, I'm glad you didn't bring
a sardine.
What's going on here?
- Mr. Hardy just had a relapse.
- A relapse?
He's awful sick.
What are you doing?!
Put it out! Put it out! Put it out!
Do something!
Well, do something!
This has gone far enough!
Rent or no rent, get out of my house!
You... You foreigners!
- He can't go out. He hasn't got pants.
- Come on!
Pack up your things and get out!
Get out of my house! Oh, no, you don't!
I'll hold these till you settle up.
- What are you laughing at?
- Why shouldn't I laugh?
Here am I, Oliver Norvell Hardy...
...a man without a home.
A man without a country.
A man without any pants!
- Well, I don't see anything to laugh at.
- Neither do I!
- Isn't that swell?
- Why, that's wonderful.
- What does it say?
- Says we can get a new suit of clothes...
...for nothing. Come on.
- Didn't you hear me say to come on?
- Yeah, but you didn't say which way.
I thought you...
- How do you do, sir?
- How do you do, gentlemen?
What can I do for you?
Why, we read your advertisement
and we've come to accept your offer.
Yeah, we'd like to get measured
right away.
Aye. Well, if you'll just sign your name
to the bottom of that.
Yes, sir.
Now, if you'll follow me, please.
Major, here's a couple
of new customers. Fix them up.
Thank you very much
for your courtesy, sir.
Come here.
Here's the king's shilling.
What's this for?
That's to bind the bargain.
You're now in His Majesty's service.
- What do you mean?
- You're in the army.
What's that got to do with this?
Oh, that's the tailor shop upstairs.
I'm afraid there's been a slight mistake.
We came here to be measured
for a suit of clothes.
Well, don't worry. We'll give you
a suit of clothes you'll be proud of.
- Sergeant.
- Yes, sir?
Have the medical officer thump them
over and take them to the barracks.
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