Bon Cop Bad Cop 2 Page #2

- Thanks.

(Groaning)

OK!

(Exhaling sharply)

My turn. Come on!

- Huh?

- Hit me.

Come on, don't be scared!

Come on!

- Turn around.

- OK.

- This might sting a little.

- Oh, come on, old man!

This isn't my first rodeo!

(Gunshot)

What have you done?

My jacket!

Ow! You freaking maniac!

You really have changed!

- You asked for real, Dave.

- Not that real!

- Oh, you'll be just fine.

It's only a flesh wound.

Now, can you run?

(Sirens wailing)

Can you run?

- Oui, oui, oui.

I'm not sure I like the new you, though.

- Now go!

Call me on my cell when it's safe.

(Dog barking)

(Blood dripping)

(Groaning quietly)

(Breathing heavily)

- Freeze!

(Both breathing heavily)

(Laughing)

- My love, put it down, please!

Be good to not get shot twice in one night!

- What are you doing here?

Oh!

(Both moaning)

- Go! Vas-y!

Envoie, Envoie!

- Hey!

(Cans clattering)

Oops!

Sorry, Mrs. Bouchard.

- Dad!

- Hello!

(Groaning)

- I'm taking you to the hospital!

- No!

- Get me the first-aid kit!

- No!

They have to think I spent

the night outside, in hiding!

You want to help?

Get me three coffees

and a stack of napkins!

You, Louis-Philippe!

- Louis-Martin.

- It's OK.

Mr. Bouchard didn't mean it.

He's hurt and under pressure.

- You, give me your hoodie

and get me some speed.

You have half an hour.

- Whoa, Mr. Bouchard,

I don't know who you think I am,

but I have no idea where to find...

Ah.

Oh, yeah!

OK, I might know a guy

who knows a guy who I know...

- What are you doing?

Coffee! Napkins!

- I'm on it!

- I know what I'm doing.

(Scoffing)

Litter needs cleaning.

( Girlz by Bran Van 3000 )

All alone

In the sun

Was my hope

Nobody knows

I'll be fine

- Last night,

during a police raid

of a known Italian crime boss's

garage of stolen cars,

a police officer was taken hostage

by one of the scumbags

that he was trying to arrest.

He's with us this morning. Perhaps he

has something to say this morning.

Mr. Ward, Poirier, Claude.

How did a low-level scumbag

manage to kidnap a highly trained officer

like yourself?

- Uh...

When we entered the garage,

we were surprised

by the pushback we encountered.

Many of them were armed.

- Didn't they teach you how to deal

with that at the Ontarian Nicolet,

that sometimes criminals might be armed?

- Uh, well...

I'm sorry, but I don't know...

Who's Nicolet?

- Nicolet is the Quebec police school.

Do you want me

to "Conti-news" in English?

- No, that's all right!

But could you please speak

a little more slowly?

- Is this my stag party?

- Where the f*** were you?

(Both grunting)

(Groaning)

- Calice!

(Sighing)

Can you tell your monkey here

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