Bol Bachchan Page #4

l will remind him of his childhood.

'l will make him remember

milk number six!'

Come on!

Hail Prithviraj Raghuvanshi!

l haven't seen you before.

Sir, he is my friend's son.

He's from Chandni Chowk, Delhi.

Name?

- Abb...

- Abhishek Bachchan!

His name is Abhishek Bachchan.

What?

Pandit...

Abhishek Bachchan?

What else should l've said?

Abbas Ali?

lf the villagers would find out...

...that an Abbas Ali broke

the temple lock...

we would be halfway

across the village by now.

But why Abhishek Bachchan?

The christening of a child

doesn't mean you name him Christ.

lf Prithvirajji finds

out about this lie...

Shastri!

Abhishek Bachchan...

come with me to the mansion.

- Shastri...

- Sir?

isn't he the same guy

who was looking for work?

Yes, sir.

But didn't you mention

some other name?

Well... sir...

Who gave you this name?

His father, sir.

Right?

But why Abhishek Bachchan?

Why not Sachin Tendulkar?

Because at his birth

he was taller than Tendulkar!

l'm kidding, Prithviji.

Don't be nervous, Abhishek.

He is like family.

Tell him about your name.

Please!

Speak.

Prithviji...

my father and mother were

both fans of Amitabh Bachchan.

Right!

So?

So...

my mother and father first

met each other at a theatre.

They were there to watch 'Deewar'.

During the interval,

they saw each other.

The wall fell apart

and they fell in love.

Then?

Then...

Then...

Don't be shy... Say it.

Then...

And then...

they sneaked out to

watch a film together...

and the film they saw was...

- 'Chupke Chupke.'

- Yes, 'Chupke Chupke!'

And the day they decided

to get married...

that was the day

'Kasme Waade' released.

The day of their marriage,

'Suhaag' was out.

And when mother conveyed

the good news...

...to father that

she was expecting...

that's the day 'Parvarish'

hit the theatres.

And the day l hit the world...

l mean, the day l was born...

...was the day

'Muqaddar Ka Sikandar' released.

And that's why Prithviji, my father,

just like Mr. Amitabh Bachchan...

kept his son's name,

l mean, my name Abhishek Bachchan!

lt's a good thing, your parents

weren't fans of Amjad Khan.

Or they would've

named you Gabbar Singh!

Your qualifications?

Jama lslamiya University...

opposite that is

Pandit Nehru College.

l have done my BA there.

Yes, Prithviji. AB has done his BA.

Sir, BA.

He knows two alphabets

that too in reverse, BA!

Maakhan!

Sir?

Give him superman's post.

- Superman?

- He means supervisor.

A salary of 30,000 Rupees.

30,000?

35,000!

Not a rupee more!

Hail Prithviraj!

Thank you Prithviji.

Even though l don't have

any experience, you gave me ajob.

All due to his...

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