Boa Sorte, Meu Amor Page #3

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OK...

Kisses. Bye.

Have you tried with grape?

No.

I get scared of getting

the opposite effect.

- It always works with orange?

- Always.

I mean, once it didn't.

But it's because I had

2 Fantas for 1 Frontal.

Then, the part of my brain that

controls invisibility got stuck

and I was invisible

for a long time.

And when did it go away?

When I licked a girl.

You licked her?

What is this?!

Are you crazy?!

Help! There's

a nutjob in the bathroom!

Get out!

Get away from me!

Get out! Help!

- What is it?

- That kid licked me.

Oh, really?

I wonder why saliva

makes invisibility go away...

Saliva is part of your body

but it's not your body, you see?

For example,

in comic books or movies,

when someone turns invisible,

the clothes turn too.

But if

the invisible person spits,

we can see

the spit on the floor.

Is there a movie

where that happens?

I don't know, I never saw it.

Maybe there is.

Ouch! That hurt!

A punch makes invisibility go

away too, depending on the case.

- I prefer licking.

- Me too.

But it depends,

some people can't be licked.

She is...

- I'll kill her...

- Mommy, where's my cookie?

Not now, Luiza...

Hurry up, mom!

She's always following me...

- Mom, hurry!

- She's like a tick...

I can't even get

in the house...

Luiza, stop! F***!

Look at me!

Stop driving me crazy!

Tell me if I look

crazy to you!

What is this?!

What did you do, man?!

F***!

Come here, Luiza.

What...?! He's crazy!

Hey! Hey, help!

F***, he's crazy...

I'm sorry.

He hurt me.

He's sick...

We're getting you

into a clinic.

Are you happy now?

- Were you?

- What?

Happy.

No.

Are you now?

No, I don't think so.

Wanna go outside and smoke?

I don't smoke.

Wanna go outside

and not smoke?

I do.

Of course.

Do you have anyone

who loves you?

My family, I guess.

They love me, but they

don't really like the way I am.

You?

No, no one.

I can love you.

Really?

I think so.

Why?

I don't know that...

That's a "durd".

A... what?

A "durd" is when you know it,

but you can't explain it.

The smell of coffee,

taste of chocolate...

Oh... I thought it was

some kind of cheese.

The cheese is "curd".

So, is the taste

of cheese curd... a "durd"?

You're silly...

You want to love me.

I do.

There are

many kinds of love.

Which one do you want?

I know what you're thinking.

Not only invisibility,

you read minds, too?

You think I just want

to have sex with you.

Why "just"?

Sex is a great kind of love.

There's something else

I never told anyone.

You never had sex.

I read minds too.

Go, go, go...

Lorena, Lorena...

Lorena, please...

Something's wrong

with my meds...

My pill used to be blue,

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