Blues Brothers 2000 Page #5

Synopsis: Elwood, the now lone "Blues Brother" finally released from prison, is once again enlisted by Sister Mary Stigmata in her latest crusade to raise funds for a children's hospital. Once again hitting the road to re-unite the band and win the big prize at the New Orleans Battle of the Bands, Elwood is pursued cross-country by the cops, led by Cabel the Curtis' son (and Elwood's step-brother), the Russian Mafia, and a militia group. On his new "mission from God" Elwood enlists the help of a young orphan, and a strip club bartender.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Director(s): John Landis
Production: Universal Pictures
  3 nominations.
 
IMDB:
4.8
Rotten Tomatoes:
46%
PG-13
Year:
1998
123 min
1,004 Views


What's wrong with you?

And I keep your pathetic friend on...

...even though he hasn't sold a car

in over two years.

Yes, you have, and no, he hasn't.

You talk straight with me.

I always do.

And treat me with respect at all times.

I do, baby.

You know what I mean when I say respect?

"What you want, baby I got it

"What you need

"you know I got it

"All I'm asking

"is for a little respect

when you come home

"Hey, baby

"When you come home

"I ain't gonna do you wrong

while you're gone

"I ain't gonna do you wrong

'cause I don't wanna

"All I'm asking

"is for a little respect

when you come home

"Baby, when you come home

"Just a little bit

"I'm about to give you all my money

"And all I'm asking in return, honey

"Is to give me my profits

when you get home

"Your kiss is sweeter than honey

"and guess what so is my money

"All I need is just a little respect from you

"when you get home, baby

"Just a little bit

"R-E-S-P-E-C- Find out what it means to me

"R-E-S-P-E-C-T take out the T-C-P

"Sock it to me

"Yeah, baby

"Sock it

"I don't want much

"Sock it to me

"Baby, I'm telling you

"A little respect, oh yeah

"Give it to me all over the world

"I get my respect

"Yes, I do, it's an everyday thing

"I'm telling you it is

"Wherever I go

"All over the world I need respect

"Yes, I do

"I deserve respect"

Listen, Matt. You ain't all of that, cat.

And Elwood, you ain't no good.

Matt, this is something

I really don't want you to do.

For heaven's sake, if this is what

you'll be like to live with, go ahead.

Thanks, baby.

Let's go.

Elwood...

...you boys,

please stay out of trouble this time.

Dunn and Cropper, WEXR.

Chicagoland talk radio.

- This is Dunn and Cropper.

- Cropper and Dunn.

On WEXR, 103.7 talk radio.

Today's topic:
Automatic life terms

for three-time felony offenders.

Let us hear your opinion.

You're on the air.

I am not in favor

of this triple felony legislation.

Why?

I'm a recently released inmate,

starting a new life...

...but with a five-felony record...

I think I know that voice.

What chance do I have

if I make one more mistake?

One more time, I could go down for life.

It's not fair.

My question is, how can you goddamn...

...sh*t-spewing media sluts...

Thank you. Now a commercial.

Steve, that sounded a lot like...

Elwood J. Blues.

No place to run.

And no place to hide.

I know your trumpet player's

a funeral director now.

But cemeteries give me the creeps.

He'll be the most difficult. Follow my lead.

Lay to rest Nicholas Tsetsevkaya.

A young man cut down too soon...

...by violent enemies.

Will you get lost?

Do you know who these people are?

Who's he?

What's with the monkey?

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Dan Aykroyd

Daniel Edward Aykroyd (born July 1, 1952) is a Canadian-American actor, comedian, musician, businessman and filmmaker. He was an original member of the "Not Ready for Prime Time Players" on Saturday Night Live (1975–79). A musical sketch he performed with John Belushi on SNL, The Blues Brothers, turned into an actual performing band and then the 1980 film The Blues Brothers. He conceived and starred in Ghostbusters (1984), which spawned a sequel and eventually an entire media franchise. In 1990, he was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for his work in the 1989 film Driving Miss Daisy. He starred in his own sitcom, Soul Man (1997–98). Aykroyd is also a businessman, having co-founded the House of Blues chain of music venues and the Crystal Head Vodka brand. more…

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