Blues Brothers 2000 Page #2

...gentleman here who's telling me

some story about a man named Curtis.

What?

Right.

So, what precisely do you want from me?

Seeing as we're kind of stepbrothers...

...I thought you could help me out.

How?

I need $500 for this car.

I thought maybe you could loan me

the money. Or...

Or what?

I want to put the band back together.

You could join us.

I am a commander...

...in the Illinois State Police.

I enjoy my job.

You waltz in here...

...telling me that I have a dead...

...white criminal brother,

who was in a band, which...

...the last time they played anywhere

were charged with...

...grand larceny...

...reckless endangerment,

felonious motor vehicle assault...

...over 700 violations

of the Highway Traffic Act...

...and damages, both public and private...

...in excess of $24 million.

And you are asking me

if I want to join this band?

I could show you all the moves.

Get the hell out of my office, right now!

I think you need a hug.

And don't ever come back here again!

- Are you okay?

- Yeah.

He dropped this.

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

Four...

...five hundred dollars.

Thank you, sir.

This your boy?

He's...

I'm his associate.

Yeah, that's who he is.

Lucky you came today.

I'm selling the place tomorrow.

Why?

I'm going to New Orleans

to try out a new career.

Good luck, Mr. Gasperon.

Good luck to you, Mr. Blues.

Mother Mary, we've done two bed checks...

...searched the grounds

and we can't find him.

Who?

Buster. He's missing.

Elwood!

Have you seen my wallet?

It smells like dog sh*t in here.

Don't say "sh*t," kid.

You don't need that sh*t, kid.

Elwood.

It's me.

Matara.

Yeah, right.

Mack.

Look who's here. Elwood Blues.

From Willie's old band.

Is this your son?

Well, he's...

I'm hungry.

Come on, let's get you something to eat.

Willie's in the office.

What would you say

to my putting the band back together?

I'd say I've got a good business here

and I'm not going back to jail.

You're saying you don't miss it?

That's right.

You know you miss the music.

No pharmaceutical could equal the rush

you get when the band grooves.

People are dancing and shouting.

The house is rocking.

Sir?

Yes, Elizondo?

Found your wallet.

Let's see...

...badge, license, credit cards.

Just the cash is missing. Where was it?

Turned in to lost-and-found

in a paper bag...

...with this note.

I want a felony theft warrant

put out on Elwood Blues.

I want this guy. Now.

What did he mean,

calling you his "little brother"?

Right away, sir.

Good evening, welcome to Willie's.

Illinois' most elegant establishment

for entertainment, erotica and ecdysia.

Now, four young women

currently studying medicine...

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