
Blue State
(0.00 / 0 votes)This land is your land
and this land is my land
From the California
to the New York island
From the redwood forest
to the Gulf Stream waters
This land was made
for you and me
As I went walking
that ribbon of highway
I saw above me
that endless skyway
I saw below me
that golden valley
Can I help you?
Hi, I'm John Logue
with the Kerry Campaign,
and we just wanna make sure
we get all the voters out there.
We have you listed
as a strong-leaning Kerry household.
I'm voting for Bush.
You are?
Sorry, no matter how many times
people say that to me,
I just can't get over it.
It's like I don't have the enzyme
to metabolize someone
actually saying that to me.
Sir, would you at least take this brochure
which helps explain why it is so important
to vote for John Kerry this year?
And why Bush is evil!
Hi, I'm John Logue
with the Kerry campaign.
Couldn't help but notice you have a Bush...
But the war in Iraq
makes us less safe at home.
And he sold it to the American people
on a boatload of lies.
Why don't you just let
your president do his job?
It's a democratic election, ma'am.
This president has made, I regret to say,
and judgment is what we look for
in the president
of the United States of America.
Okay, I wanna make a solemn promise
with all of you here as my witnesses.
Now, he's not gonna win,
'cause we've done our job.
We know who's gonna win, right?
But if...
If George Dubya Bush gets elected
President for another four years,
I swear, I promise on my life,
that I will move to Canada!
No more Bush! No more Bush!
No more Bush!
I would not give up this fight if there
was a chance that we would prevail.
But it is now clear that even when
all the provisional ballots are counted,
there won't be enough outstanding votes
for us to be able to win Ohio.
And therefore, we cannot win this election.
Oh, I hate you. Oh, I hate you. I hate you.
My friends, it was here that
we began our campaign for the presidency,
and all we had was hope
and a vision for a better America.
Meanwhile, a jubilant
President Bush celebrated his victory.
The President spoke
of healing the divide in this country.
These words will go a long way.
And, Jeff, I think with this
kind of support, the President...
What were we thinking,
collectively as a nation?
I mean, the second it happened,
I said to myself, "Of course.
"There's no way Kerry was gonna win. "
'Cause half this country's so stupid
they voted for this evil, warmongering,
corrupt moron
with Dick Cheney's hand up his ass.
And the other half
has such a self-defeating
inferiority complex
that we nominated
this wooden, unelectable opportunist.
Man, it was close.
Sort of. Not really.
I was just so excited to see
what would happen to that look
on Bush's face
when he realized he was finished.
You know, he's got that look, that...
That kind of...
Curious George getting a bad hand job.
Now, what about your promise?
What promise?
Don't fucking play dumb.
They knew I wasn't serious.
You swore on your life, John.
You were on the news.
It was local.
You swore on your life.
I'm not moving to fucking Canada, Hal.
I'll see you later.
Hey, John, it's Matt. Pretty bummed.
I know how much this election meant
to you, man. I'm really sorry.
I mean, for all of us. For me. For all of us.
or something. But, I don't know.
to the movies around eightish.
If you wanna go, give me a call before then.
John, it's David. I just spoke to Hal,
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