Blue Mountain State: The Rise of Thadland

Synopsis: When the Dean of Blue Mountain State threatens to sell the Goat House, Alex throws Thad the party of his dreams in an effort to get him to buy it.
Genre: Comedy, Sport
Director(s): Lev L. Spiro
  3 wins.
90 min

Hi, I'm Alex.

I play football for the

greatest college in the world,

blue mountain

state university.

We excel at three things here,

science, social awareness


I'm kidding.

It's a straight party school,

no one goes to class here.

This is Sammy,

he's my best friend.

That's Donnie,

he likes to drink.

Harmon, he likes drugs.

Mary Jo, she's a cheerleader.

This is Larry.

Ah, what can we say about

Larry? I don't know.

We'll think about it.

That's our coach.

He's legendary.

Oh, and this is thad.

He was our team captain.

Great football player,

terrible person.

He just graduated and

I couldn't be happier,

because this is

my senior year.

Without question,

this is going to be

the greatest year of my life.

They call him the

fifty million dollar man!

Last month was the NFL draft

where thad castle of blue

mountain state was selected.

Number one overall, a pick

that was widely regarded

to be enormously risky.

Now is he the most naturally

gifted linebacker we've seen

since Lawrence Taylor?


Is he also the least naturally

gifted when it comes

to making decisions,

off the field?

An even bigger yes.

I'm dhani Jones here

with thad castle

to discuss his new

fame and fortune.

Thad castle,

thanks for being here.

You're welcome

for having me.

Thad, let's just get

right into it,

multi-million dollar contract.


Fifty million dollar

signing bonus.


Are you calling

fifty million dollars


It's a good start,

but honestly,

I expected to be

making billions.

With a "b"?


With a dollar sign.

Thad, what are you

gonna do with

all this money?

Probably just...

Make myself happy.

Like the other day,

I was feeling so down.

I almost cried.

I went out and

bought 97 guns.

I love guns.

I got a pistol,

a machine gun,

a call of duty gun,

a halo gun.

And I got a tank.

I got this one gun

that just shoots

for 45 seconds, straight.

Oh, also,

I bought a zoo.

I got wolves

and giraffes,

I got monkeys.

Mountain lions.


Saber tooth tigers. I mean,

I figure what the hell?

If Matt Damon can buy a zoo,

so can thad castle.

How do you like

them apples?

I also got a dinosaur.

It's the, ah, the big monster

one with horns growing

out of its face.

A rhinoceros?


With the horn,

a rhinoceros.

The dinosaur.


I got one.

Thad, talk to me

about Alex moran.

There's a lot of talk

questioning his ability

to lead the...

Mountain goat team.

Oh, ask me

about my shoes.

Hey, well, tell me

about your shoes.

They're called


They're like Jordan's,

but in mine,

you can run higher

and jump faster.

Isn't it a run faster

and jump higher.

We're still working

on our slogan.

So which company

is making these shoes?

Uh, mine does...

Uh, thad company.

Thad company.

It's the same company

that makes my hats,

and waterproof shirts,

and condoms.

And also the

same company

that makes this

hall of fame jacket

you haven't even

asked me about yet.

Don't you think you should

wait until you get to

the hall of fame

before you wear

a jacket like that?

Oh, yeah. Don't you

think you should wait,

till you get in

the hall of fame?

Waiting is for pussies.

Well, there you have it.

Thad, meet the world...

Hey sloots,

say "hi" to the world.

Hey, world.

World, meet thad castle.

And we're out.

Somebody get my chopper!

Blue 16.

Blue 16.

Hey, o'brien!

I'm pretty sure if that

ball was an std you

would've caught it!

Sorry, coach.

Good throw.

Thanks, coach.

Let us go home.

What? What'd you say?


Another? You want me

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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