Blue Caprice Page #2

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Well, not everybody.

Some of them turned out

to be vampires. Suck me dry.

People I would've never expected.

My wife. Just one day I woke up,

and I don't know

how I didn't see it before.

It's evil. Real evil.

There are some evil

people in this world.

Like here.

The lady who lives here,

that's a real piece of sh*t.

Testified against me in court.

That's what they do.

They take your kids away

and say that I kidnapped them.

How can I kidnap my own kids?

They're my kids.

And then she just gets to live

here like nothing ever happened.

That f***ing vampire.

I hope she dies.

Vampires can't die.

They're already dead.

That's right.

'Cause they aren't people.

What kind of person would mess

with a family like that anyway?

Just like the army.

They promise all these things,

then take them away.

It doesn't matter if you have

skills, something to offer.

They just chew you up, expect you

to keep your head down and march

right into the slaughterhouse.

Once you see what is happening

you've got to fight it.

It's insane not to fight it.

Hit back.

You give them the slaughterhouse.

Well, what do we have here?

Hey, man, we don't want any trouble.

Well, that's tough.

'Cause you are the f***ing trouble.

No trouble.

Just a good-looking black man

running on a hot day.

Like I said.

When did you get back?

That's confidential.

Hi. I'm Ray.

Nice kid -- a little too talkative.

So, I was about to go blow

off some steam.

Care to join?

Absolutely.

Hop in. You, in the back.

See

I can't take her to court

'cause I don't know where she is,

not that the court

would do any good.

They never give custody

to the father.

So, what am I supposed to do?

I don't know.

Pray for an earthquake.

A f***ing bolt of lightning,

act of God, some sh*t.

It's all you. Let's go.

Kid's a f***ing natural.

How does that feel?

Pretty good, huh?

F***ing letting her go?

But if you really want to

make a difference in the world

You're gonna want to go

with my old friend

the widow-maker.

F*** a duck!

It helps if you actually

tried to hit the damn thing.

Maybe I ought to

shoot at some birds.

One of them will fly into

the bullet by accident.

Want to try it?

Easy now. Lady's got some kick.

All right, press it more

into your shoulder.

All right, but with a light touch.

Go slow.

Hah!

I told you the kid was a natural.

You okay?

Oh, come on, now. Please?

I'm sorry. I can't.

Why not? I mean, how does a voice

this sweet go so sour on me?

I'll get in trouble.

Oh, please. Come on, please.

There's a note in the file.

That says what?

That says I can't give out

any information.

Are you married? Do you have kids?

I don't think --

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