Blow-Up Page #3

You've got it.

Hold that.

Not many girls can stand

as well as that.

No, thanks. I'm in a hurry.

You'll get your pictures.

I promise.

I always keep my word.

Come here.

Show me how you sit.

Who is it?

Oh, yes. That's right. Hold on a second.

Is it for me?

It's my wife.

Why should I speak to her?

Sorry, love.

The bird I'm with won't talk to you.

She isn't my wife, really.

We just have some kids.

No.

No kids. Not even kids.

Sometimes, though,

it feels as if we had kids.

She isn't beautiful. She's...

...easy to live with.

No, she isn't.

That's why I don't live with her.

But even with beautiful girls...

...you look at them, and that's that.

That's why they always end up by....

And I'm stuck with them all day long.

It would be the same with men.

Have a listen to this.

No. Keep still. Keep still.

Listen and keep still.

You can smoke if you like.

Slowly. Slowly.

Against the beat.

That's it.

I can't stand it.

I'm nervous enough as it is.

Can I have some water?

And I'm not a fool, love.

Can I have the photographs?

Of course.

Later.

Your boyfriend's a bit past it.

Why didn't you say what you want?

Get dressed.

I'll cut out the negatives you want.

They'll go.

They're not going.

Don't go.

-Have you bought a propeller?

-What?

You bought a propeller

this morning, right?

Oh, yes.

You'll have to give us a hand with it.

-All right?

-Fine. Yeah.

What's it for?

Nothing. It's beautiful.

If I had a big room like this, I'd hang it

from the ceiling like a fan.

-Do you live on your own?

-No.

Perhaps I'll put it there

like a piece of sculpture.

It'll look good there.

It'll break up the straight lines.

-Are you going?

-It's late.

Do I see you again?

Well, at least tell me your name

or your telephone number.

Thank you.

Hello?

Knightsbridge 1-239.

What?

No, I'm sorry.

Ron?

Something fantastic's happened.

Those photographs

in the park, fantastic!

Somebody was trying to kill

somebody else.

I saved his life.

Listen, Ron, there was a girl.

Ron, will you listen?

What makes it so fantastic--

Look, hang on, will you, Ron?

There's somebody at the door.

You weren't expecting us, were you?

No.

Can you manage to make

a cup of coffee?

I can make an Irish coffee, if you'd like.

Right, come on.

-She always like that?

-Like what?

Doesn't speak.

What's your name?

Forget it.

What's the use of her name?

What do they call you in bed?

I only go to bed to sleep.

Hello?

Hello?

Look at all these clothes.

No.

-Hey, how about this one?

-Put it on.

What about you?

Help yourself.

The coffee!

What's happening?

-What's the matter?

-She's got a better figure than me!

Go on, whack her.

Go on, give her the left hook.

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