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Yeah.

How did you know it was me?

Because you're the only one

around here that has a 323 area code.

Ah.

How are you?

I'm fine.

Good. I thought maybe you were upset...

Or you had turned into a bunny.

No, I'm sorry.

I didn't know if you

wanted me to wake you up or not.

No, that's all right.

Do you want to come over tonight,

maybe have dinner?

I mean, you don't have to.

No, I do... Yeah.

It's unlocked!

Do all the teachers here live like you?

Probably not.

But if it makes you feel any better,

I didn't buy this house, I inherited it.

- Would you like something to drink?

- Sure.

How did you know what I drink?

I didn't...

Maybe I'm just guessing.

But scotch isn't the only

alcoholic beverage in the world.

True...

But you don't seem like

you drink that often.

In fact, you really don't seem

like the drinking type much at all,

so I figured you must have learned

what to drink from somebody else.

And since I imagine you've had

limited contact with peers your own age,

I'm guessing you took cues

from somebody in your family.

You don't strike me

as particularly feminine,

so I would eliminate

your mother as a role model,

which would leave... a father, perhaps?

Stepfather, actually.

Ah... Well, my apologies.

Cheers.

I did have contact with people

my own age, just so you know.

Really?

Where did you go to high school?

Uh, it was in California;

you wouldn't know it.

I did my undergrad at Stanford.

I know California really well.

It was just a really small one.

What's the name?

All right, I was home-schooled.

I tried to go to high school,

but it didn't work.

High school's overrated.

You always look so scared

when you're here.

I wish you didn't.

Aren't you?

Nothing's gonna happen.

How do you know?

I don't.

What we are looking for in this formula,

where X is the value

and X minus 1

to the power of 2 is the margin.

OK, thank you, folks.

That's all for today.

He likes you.

- I think he likes laying on my knee.

- I think he does too.

I've got a

pretty comfortable knee though.

Squint your eyes and look closer

I'm not between you

and your ambition

I am a poster girl with no poster

I am 32 flavors and then some

Jackie!

We missed you the past

couple of weeks at study group.

Sorry, I've just been busy

with English stuff.

- I'll totally call you later, OK?

- All right.

You look like

a little porcupine when you sleep.

I'm gonna miss you next week.

You don't miss your parents?

No.

Well, maybe they miss you.

I find that quite implausible.

Implausible, huh?

You know, let's switch.

I barely even saw

my mom during Neptune -

like, all six years of it.

How come?

I don't know.

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