Blood Suckers from Outer Space Page #3

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and I know you won't be late.

- Goddamn it!

Sh*t!

- I had a blow out.

- Do you need a ride?

- Yeah, sure.

Where you headed?

- I'm not going anywhere.

- Does that mean you're

going nowhere?

- Is that where you're going?

- Exactly where I'm going

unless I can take control

of my own life.

- Is there some place

you'd like me

to drop you off along the way?

- Hazeldale.

- ls that where you live?

- Yes but it's not my fault,

I promise.

Where you from?

- Dallas.

- What're you doing out here?

- Getting away.

I'm tired of watching my home turn

into another Houston.

It's depressing.

- Sounds to me like you're not

using enough drugs.

- I'm sure I've used enough to

last me a lifetime.

- I could use some right now.

- There's a tank of nitrous in the

back if you'd like some.

- Thanks a lot.

Good sh*t.

- Just what do you want, sir?

- We're from the

United States Army.

We came to see Dr. Pace and

his research team.

- How do I

know you're from

the United States Army, sir?

- We're driving a black four door

Sedan with black tires

and little American flags

flying in the front.

Who else would do that?

Besides, we've got

official papers.

- So what?

Everybody's got official papers!

That don't prove nothing, sir!

- General Sanders of the United

States Army is in this car.

Now let us in.

- General who?

- General Sanders.

He's a very good general.

Now let us in.

- What's the password, sir?

- Does anybody know the password?

- Nobody told me anything

about a password.

Now listen to me, you

useless slug.

I am General Sanders of the

United States Army

and I command you to

open that gate.

- What makes you think

you can command me

to do anything, sir?

You think you're a big

deal just because

you've got on a silly uniform.

Big deal.

I've got on a uniform too,

so get lost, sir.

- How would you like to

have your brains

splattered all over this pavement?

- That's the password.

Carry on, sir.

- Hi, Norman.

- I expect something weird

is about to happen.

I've been having the

weirdest feelings lately,

like something weird is

about to happen

and when I get those

weird feelings,

something weird usually happens.

- Well let us know when it

happens, Norman.

- I'll tell you what.

This world's getting to be a

weird place to live in.

It didn't used to be this weird.

- What do you suppose happened?

- Too many weirdos,

that's the problem.

Weirdos get together and they

have weird babies

and they grow up to be weirdos.

It's an endless cycle.

- Have a good day, Norman.

- Weirdos.

- This place looks like a morgue.

Where is everybody?

- General funding to the center

was cut almost entirely last year.

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