Blood Into Wine Page #6

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Great Spirit,

and Spirit Keepers of the Four Directions,

I honor you and I acknowledge you

for your many gifts.

This is a prayer the indigenous people

use in order to move into a place of power.

And the vortexes are places of power.

A vortex is kind of a cool, groovy name,

but it was not known

with the ancient people.

Sacred places of power.

And they knew them all.

And these places offer

a very strong earth resonance,

where the electromagnetic energies

are concentrated.

So it's easy to walk into them

and feel the energies.

I am a vortex.

I'm a mobile vortex.

I don't have my costume on right now,

but I normally have, like, a--

It's a big V with a cape.

I am--I am a vortex.

Well, you should dispute this

with the Sedona map

because you're not on the map.

Well, it's because I didn't donate

to their chamber of commerce.

They took me off the map.

And it was hard.

They just kept having to reprint it.

Every time I moved,

they'd have to reprint the map

because I'm a moving vortex.

Let me say something to you.

Please.

The blood of christ is essentially wine.

Correct.

Who are you to put that in a bottle?

I don't know. That's...

There's a couple things we know about life.

Could we just open one? Or...

- Okay, go ahead.

- Listen, it's a free country. Openthe wine.

If he wants to open the wine so much,

he's probably an--

- He probably has a problem with alcohol.

- I would just, you know--

- If you were running your own talk show--

- You're right. This is your--

At that point, you could say

"I'm going to interview you,

then we're going to open the wine,

then we're going to talk about the wine."

Okay? But that's not really

what's happening here.

Right now we're trying to figure out

why the hell Keanu is not here.

What kind of name is Keanu?

That's an interesting thing.

What is this now?

It's just an opener.

- What do you do with that thing?

-You open the wine.

Come on.

Seriously, what do you do with it?

You open the wine.

You use it to open the wine.

And you make these things?

This is just a wine opener.

Now, if you were the inventor

of a metal fish like that...

- Dennis, we gotta get the guy on the show--

-Now we're talking.

...who invents the wine opener.

- Get him booked.

- That's a blast.

That looks like it's

a lot of fun there, man.

Yeah, it's great.

If I hadthat thing, I'd buy

the cheapest wine, and I'd open it up.

It would be a blast.

I'd have my sons join me in that pursuit.

And then I'd just pour the wine

down the drain

because I would never drink wine.

You don't like wine?

I would not know, sir,

because I also have never drinken piss.

So I wouldn't know what that tastes like,

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