Blonde Crazy Page #6

Dan, thanks to you.

It's been a pleasure, Bert.

Oh, wait a minute.

Good evening.

A package of merits. Yes, sir.

Oh, I'm sorry. I haven't got

anything lower than a $20 bill.

That's alright.

You can't annoy me with money, any kind.

Thank you.

Oh.

Well, that's that. We'll be going home.

Good night, kid. See you tomorrow.

Good night, Dan. You've

been a wonderful host.

The next party's on me.

Yeah. Good night, little girl.

Good night. I've had a

very pleasant evening.

Good night, Bert.

Good night, Helen.

Good night.

Ha ha. Are you going my way?

This suit of armor's worse

than that bellhop's outfit.

Bert, I don't like that

fellow. Nope, I can't use him.

You've got to get used

to him and get to like him

You're going to see a lot of

him in the next few months.

We're going to do a

little work together.

That racket of his sounds like a darb.

Why, I didn't see any racket.

Dumbbell. Didn't you see

every time he bought anything

He paid for it with a $20 bill?

He pulled it just now

at the cigar counter.

Well, what of it?

Not bad, huh?

I wouldn't like it if it was good.

I don't like him.

I know what's bothering you.

You're burned up by that blond dame.

Why should I be jealous

of a bleached-out bag?

Of all the conceited

apes, you take the cake.

That's one of the million

reasons I'd never go for you.

I wish you could get

it in your thick skull

That I'm not at all interested

in your lady friends.

No? Well, we're going in with

Dan whether you like it or not.

This is business. It's

not a beauty contest.

Oh, you make me sick.

You mean that blonde makes you sick.

Ha ha ha.

Where are you, honey?

Anne, are you there?

Is it alright for me to come in?

Hey, what do you mean

crashing in like that?

Can't you see I'm taking a bath?

Yeah? Move over.

Hey!

Anne, this is important.

I just came from the bank,

and the cashier handed over

4 good 50s for 10 of those phony 20s.

That's how good they

are. Looks great to me.

Yeah?

Mm-hmm, only my $2,500 isn't enough.

Dan barker does things on a large scale,

And I need at least $5,000.

Well, count me out.

Well, we're still partners, ain't we?

I made money for you

before, and I can again.

You can double your money in 24 hours.

Come on, baby, what do you say?

It don't sound good,

But if I don't give you the money,

You'll probably steal it, so take it.

Where is it?

In my brassiere.

Where? In my brassiere.

You got pockets in that?

I've taken money out of

a lot of funny places,

But never anything

like this before, honey.

I hate to break in on you like this.

That's alright.

Did you get the money?

I got the 5 grand.

What's all the excitement?

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