Blonde Crazy Page #4

Come on, snap out of it.

We ought to be celebrating this touch.

Here you're acting like

this. Pick up your end.

I can't take the money,

Bert. You keep it.

Oh, no, no, take it.

It's yours, partner. 50/50.

Well...

I'm awfully tired.

I think I'll turn in.

That's not a bad idea.

Uh, you can sleep in the lower,

And I'll take the upper.

You don't mind, do you?

I was in such a hurry

When I bought the tickets,

I just got one compartment.

I figured you'd be in a hurry

when you bought the tickets,

So I bought a berth in the next car.

You don't mind, do you?

I'm sure you'll sleep better that way.

Oh, I mustn't go

without letting you know

How much I care for you, Bert, dear.

And this, commissioner,

is our local larceny Lane,

Where money's made

easily and lost quickly.

Take a look at the house detective

Giving us the once-over.

You look, babe. I

haven't got my glasses.

Where did the horse come in?

Come in? He's still running.

I laughed till I thought I'd die.

I'd give a million to

have seen that chap's face.

You should've seen his expression

When I told him I still had his letters.

My motto is... speak all

languages and write none.

Swell-dressed parade of

parasites, aren't they?

Worse than all the gangsters

and hoodlums put together.

# dream of Spanish castles #

# it smacks of real love #

# a Spanish castle #

# I've got a rhyme

for a Spanish castle #

Better sit over here, Bert.

You're blocking traffic.

# eyes of blue, LA LA LA Lee #

# red lips, too, #

# LA LA LA Lee #

Anybody who doesn't like this

should have his head examined.

I'd like it better if there

was some money coming in.

Don't worry about a thing, honey.

Everything'll be super.

$5,000 can't last forever.

We've spent almost $1,000 already.

The chump's wad is still intact.

All we spent is what I saved.

We'll get set, baby.

It's making the right

connections takes the time.

See that guy? He's in the rackets.

I've seen him hanging around the hotel.

Mmm-mmm!

He's doing better than alright.

Look what he's pushing around.

She is attractive.

That's the best part of

being in the big dough.

You can canvass the field and

have all the dames you can use.

Is that your ambition?

Well, no, not exactly, but, uh,

You can't blame me for

looking around, honey.

You won't give me a tumble.

You know why?

I can't imagine.

Well, I could go for you.

Sometimes I think I even want to.

You're nice. You're not a collar ad,

But you're not bad-looking either.

But just when I get set to fall,

You spoil everything.

What do you mean?

Love doesn't mean anything in your life.

You think you can turn it on and off

By pushing a button like you do a light.

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