Blokpost

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In the strange beauty of the mountains there is no

save the world.

At least, the fact

we still vaguely remember.

Our time is limited

passing day or overnight.

And eternity Gore does not fit

this simple scheme.

We are strangers in this world, like music.

But the urine, it seems

does not notice the contradiction.

For him - it just sounds that

can isolate themselves from precarious reality.

Nickname he was not because of

that "walked" under.

simply the word "may"

he called as "urine".

Early in the morning we enter the village.

Next to me is Lawyer.

Fox tail on a helmet --

his personal trophy, and the reason

constant conflict with his superiors.

Fox he took over 100 meters,

spring.

Lawyer imagines himself a great shooter

and threw the command...

requests a transfer to snipers.

The outcome of the Ashes predicted in advance.

No, he did not give the optics.

The army did not like the initiative.

And the talent - is an initiative of nature.

Therefore rifle with me.

In the fight for justice

and a sniper rifle...

Lawyer earned the nickname

and 3 days for lips.

"For the stuffy unarmed Assertive"

by definition, a senior officer.

APCs, where are you? Respond.

Bent neck Sergeant Boeing --

not injured, and another boil.

Hello.

What we do in the village, knows only

Lieutenant Warrant Officer Boria and Lenin.

The uncertainty

all a bit nervous.

Even the unflappable Kaif smokes

one cigarette after another.

Laser player appeared

Urine from 3 months ago, when cleaning.

The car was just classic.

Such a dramatic introduction to the high culture

fraught with deplorable consequences.

But the urine was a tough guy and kept

the natural innocence and purity.

Soldier Shilov, that there are soldiers?

The soldier - a man.

A man?

Man? This is the most intelligent monkey.

Officer quietly dropped in the sediment, and urine,

as the most intelligent monkey in the division,

few days wash the floors in the barracks

under the divine music of Handel and Bach.

Shoulder Gavrik Krutitsa, nicknamed

Rat, sits our shared favorite Krysya.

Gavrik sewed her camouflage fatigues, but

but she did not cap to wear.

Calm only our dog Castro.

Throughout his short dog's life

People fought, and he used to it.

He is not named in honor of the glorious hero

Cuban people

but because of injuries

received 3 years ago.

We're going on a tip and to

not light the informant,

should check

several houses.

Sergeant, come to this house I will.

It's hot to go far.

Let's won one

there is a good garden: apples, pears.

Offers Freebie. In the first operation

spring, he caught the looting.

- A soldier, what is it? - Comrade

Lieutenant, diapers, freebie.

- 5 days of arrest.

- For what? Freebie.

They took everything, and fell Freebie

in pampers.

In the absence of toilet paper --

thing is very handy.

Okay, we inspect the ashes

out those homes. Falin, Filippov.

Local world populated only

women and children.

Children are small, and women

indeterminate age.

Stop splash, let's go to work.

It seems to us to pay no

attention, if we do not exist.

But all feel - carefully

watch and watch.

Our house - from junction 5 th left.

Understand? Start.

What is it?

- Good day.

- Salam alaikum.

- What happened?

- Scheduled inspection.

- What is the test? Why do

not reported? - So be advised.

The owners, do not let a little water to drink?

Of course, we were not expecting. The table is not covered,

Yes and cordial hosts are not visible.

Hi.

Boy no less than our surprise,

why mine did not explode.

But stubborn. Local blood. Such

not rest until its not achieve.

On the way out! .. Where? Skeleton!

What you have there?

- Ilya, Ilya, are you alive?

- Oh, Holy sh*t!

- Wounded, no? - We are part of normal

little water to drink, and then a boy.

Can you hear me or not?

Skeleton, you are alive?

Once hit, two hit, three hit.

And the beats, and beats, and smiles.

- You all right?

- Shut up!

- Right?

- Yes? What?

Pick it up. BTR here!

Back! Back! ..

Back! Back!

Down!

Automatic!

- The armor, and fast!

- Castro, to me! Ash!

Went!

Wait, Boria forgotten!

Come on.

Rot, pancake.

Aborigines hard time.

- Panikovsky, but what's this?

- Shrapnel naseklo.

Well?

I say, the local 2 losses.

We all are safe, light concussion.

- Well, are alive?

- Alive.

For free, just be careful,

bite.

A skeleton, who is this?

- Can you unhook.

- Thank you.

- Kostik Filippov.

- Is he skinny?

Now - yes. When came

in SCHOOL, was the thickest.

- Humor.

- Just kidding.

- 'Shot a woman corporal Truhnov.

- Yes.

- And he claims that did not shoot.

- And maybe it was not him.

I just thought

The ash that shot?

when he leaned on the woman

become automatic selection.

Maybe because me and seemed

that he had shot.

Okay, rewrite.

But without these nicknames,

and then - Boeing, urine.

- Urine.

- And without the mat, please.

And where's the mate?

Here, for example.

The word "hut".

This is my hitch such

childhood. Sorry.

Well, write.

Forgive me, comrade senior lieutenant,

Urine and who will?

Mikhail Shilov.

- Well, Ash, how are you?

- Two me.

I do not change.

- Stand up! Attention!

- Well, where the fuzz?

- Comrade Major-General.

- Set aside.

Well, William Teli?

Robin Gudy hard time!

General, our dear father,

homeland, the mother and the grave,

using only

profanity

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