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I never worry about my husband.

When he takes aim, it's a bullseye.

Unlike other hunters,

I don't bring 'em back alive.

I bring 'em back dead. I come back alive.

Did you get those elephant tusks in India?

No. In Africa. I was with my safari...

"Safari" means a bunch of native boys.

I had my lion gun with me -

that's smaller than an elephant gun.

When jumbo came charging after me,

I let him have the full magazine.

You think that bothered him?

That made him angry. It made him mad!

He pulled over five or six trees.

He charged again. I took aim.

And I let him have it.

- I'll be that did the trick.

- Well, there's his teeth.

I've got to go down to the gun shop. I'm

having a new gun made especially for me.

I mean, for elephants. Goodbye, dear.

- Goodbye, darling.

- Excuse me.

Thanks. This'll make an interesting story.

- Who opened the door?

- No one.

- It opens automatically.

- How do you mean?

Well, you see that plate?

You just drive over that, the door opens.

I never saw anything like that.

Mind if I try it?

No. Go ahead. Just drive straight back.

Now just drive it forward.

Ohhh!

(Ollie groaning)

- What's it say?

- "Out of order."

- Where'd you get that?

- I found it on there.

The fella put it on there when you were...

We'll have to walk up.

(Crashing)

- What floor do you live on?

- The 13th.

- Gee, that's quite a way.

- We'll be up there in a jiffy.

What's 13 flights?

Going up?

- Five.

- That's right. Won't be long now.

- Six.

- Mm.

- How long did you say it would take?

- Just a jiffy.

- How far's a jiffy?

- About three shakes of a dead lamb's tail.

Didn't think it was so far.

Surprising the distance...

- Seven.

- Uh-huh.

- How many with seven makes 13?

- Six.

Swell. We've only got six more jiffies.

Won't be long now.

(Buzzer)

- Eight.

- Nine.

I think we'd better rest a while.

That was a good idea of yours.

Come, come. Don't block the stairway.

Who do you think you're talking to?!

You, you big overstuffed polliwog!

- You smile when you call me that!

- Ha!

If we weren't in this apartment house,

I'd wipe the floor with you!

- Don't let that stop you.

- Take him outside.

- Outside?

- See? He's afraid to go.

Who's afraid to go? Any time you're ready!

Well, there's no time like the present!

- I should say not.

- Come on!

You can't get away with that with me.

Polliwog, huh?

He can't talk to you like that.

There's going to be a fight.

There's gonna be a fight.

Hey, Ollie? What's a polliwog?

- I'll tell you later.

- There's gonna be a fight.

There's gonna be a fight.

There's gonna be a fight.

You think you can get away with that?

There's gonna be a fight.

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