Blackadder Rides Again
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Tell me, Edmund
Do you have someone special in your life?
- Well, yes, as a matter of fact, I do.
No, I mean, someone you love and cherish and want to keep safe
from all the horror and the hurt.
Mmm... Still me really.
I was travelling on a plane
several years ago and an episode of The Blackadder
came up on the entertainment channels,
and it was the nurse episode from the fourth series with Miranda,
and, as far as I'm aware, it was an episode that I had never, ever seen.
- No, thank you. I only smoke cigarettes after making love.
So, back in England, I'm a 20-a-day man.
I'm not a great laugher, sadly, but I might have sniggered at it,
which was my way of saying, "That was very funny."
Remarkably, Blackadder first slithered on to our screens all of 25 years ago.
I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn.
So tonight, we celebrate the series that sired a comic generation
and a quantum of quotable lines.
- You've really worked out your banter, haven't you?
- No, not really.
This is a different thing. It's spontaneous and it's called wit.
We travel by train, plane, boat and automobile to track down
the original cast and creators who'd gone on to conquer
all corners of the known universe.
If you should falter, remember that Captain Darling and I are behind you.
We travel from Northumberland...
When we filmed here, it was the first time I'd ever met a camp Geordie.
..to northern France.
If ever there was a subject requiring of satire,
it's people blindly going to war.
There were some rather large egos.
I happen to be perfect, but everyone else is just a sort of big-headed twerp.
..to the Horn of Africa.
After Blackadder, I sort of semi-retired really, and I bought
this small African town, Potendwe,
and the land you can see there, up until the hills, that's all mine.
Behind is Christopher Biggins', except the hill further on.
That's the S Club 7 and Boyzone accountant.
Blackadder, to remind those from another planet,
followed the exploits of the devilishly cunning Edmund Blackadder
and his trustily stupid sidekick, Baldrick.
Baldrick, believe me.
Eternity and the company of Beelzebub and all his hellish instruments
of death will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me and this pencil.
The pair journey from the mayhem of the Middle Ages...
through the terrible Tudors...
to the gorgeous Georgians...
..ending up in the First World War.
MACHINE GUN FIRE
As an historical sitcom, it's timeless and keeps on twisting
and turning its way into the public's affections like...
Well, a twisty, turney thing.
And your chosen subject.
- Blackadder the TV series.
Blackadder Goes Forth.
It's even the backbone of school history lessons.
Now who's heard of Blackadder?
I want to be remembered when I'm dead.
I want books written about me, I want songs sung about me,
and then, hundreds of years from now, I want episodes from my life
to be played out weekly at half-past nine
by some great heroic actor of the age.
Now, for the first time, Blackadder himself, Rowan Atkinson,
and producer John Lloyd are re-tracing the story of the show,
a story that began at Oxford University, where a young Atkinson
first met the show's fellow creator, Richard Curtis.
I did nothing of a theatrical nature
in my first term at Oxford.
You know, I was just relishing the whole,
you know, slightly olde-worlde, you know, privileged nature of the place,
and going to endless organ recitals. I was a great lover of the organ.Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes
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