Black Creek Page #4

Behind the trees over there.

Oh, yeah?

Hey, come out!

[Lorna] Todd!

What the f***?

(Adam screeches)

Todd!

(sharp thud)

(Todd groans)

(distant scream)

F***in' raccoons.

(suspenseful orchestral music)

(phone rings)

(phone rings)

I think it's back.

- There you are.

- Thank you, Cindy.

You're welcome, can I

get you anything else?

(chuckles) How

about a new job?

You and me both.

(both laugh)

(phone vibrates)

[Williams] Sorry, I hope I'm

not disturbing you, Sheriff,

but I think I got something

you'd like to hear.

I was just about to

tuck into my steak.

Crime scene team is

digging up a grave right now.

I think we've

found Mary Monette.

There's something

down in the grave.

Looks like an old

Indian soul catcher.

Cindy, I think you're gonna

have to keep this warm for me.

(moody electronic music)

So now we head into the

dark woods of Wisconsin,

where the remains of two children

were recently discovered.

Nothing's too low for a couple

hits online, is it, Harry?

[Harry] This is

our spirit guide,

and had real Indian

blood in his veins.

For the last time,

dude, it's nothing.

It was just like my

great-great-grandpa or something.

He had now taken

up the name Mike Hawk

for his online show.

The real place of the

infamous Jimmy murders.

A crazed teen who killed several

local people in the woods,

and buried his best friend,

never to be found to this day.

And this is Mike Hawk's

hot sister, Heather Hawk,

who once saved him from

the terrifying Beowulf

with her magical tomahawk.

Were you adopted

from a psychotic

insane asylum in England?

[Harry] And this here's

our security, Lloyd.

When he isn't banging up

ghosts, he's banging up girls.

It's too early for

your sh*t, Harry.

[Harry] And this is Rachel.

Sh*t for brains,

but a great butt.

Give me that.

[Lloyd] Hey, Mike, if he

carries on with that f***in'

camera, I'm gonna throw him

in the lake while you film it.

Sounds good to me.

This is like, the

ultimate hideaway

for people having affairs.

[Rachel] Yeah, the ones who

can't afford a decent hotel.

I'll be right back, guys.

Just follow the trail, I'll

catch up with you guys later.

[Lloyd] Where is he going?

[Harry] Probably something

to do with his dad.

(birds tweet)

(ominous tones swell)

Morning, Dan.

Morning, Sheriff.

Gonna be a cold one, you

need any extra firewood?

Thanks, Dan, I'm

all stocked up.

What can I do for ya?

We found another body.

Damn, sorry to hear that.

Nah, it's not the

boys, strangely.

It's another suspected attacker.

Have you seen anything

on your rounds,

anything out of the ordinary?

Sorry, no, I can't

say that I have.

I couldn't get hold of you,

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