Black Christmas

Black Christmas

Hey, who leave the goddamn

front door open?

BARB:

Oh, by the way how come I was the only

one there working tonight?

PHYL:

We're in it this

afternoon, Barb.

A likely story.

How does it look?

Useless, very useless!

You got your Santa costume ready?

PATRICK:
Yeah.

What time the little bastard arrive?

- At one o'clock.

- Terrific!

JESS:

Hello?

Pardon?

Who?

Barb, it's for you.

Long distance.

Oh, great.

I'll take it in the other room.

Could you guys shut up in there?

I can't hear a damn thing!

Hello!

Mom, hang on, I can't hear you.

Operator, I can't hear.

What's coming from the other end. Can you...

Yeah. All right, let's see!

Party over!

Come on, all the men out!

Come on! Bye bye!

Oh, operator, I still can't hear.

All right, Mommy!

I can hear you now.

No, we just having a little party.

No, I had a couple.

Oh, come on,

I'm not drunk.

No, no! Uh, I had some stuff

I had to do in the afternoon.

And then I was just gonna get

the 720 train to the city.

Oh, come on, you got

to be kidding.

Why can't I come too?

- Well, who the hell is he?

- Good night.

- See you next week.

- Okay.

Hey, call before you come.

I have to get my parents pick me up.

I'll just get a couple of

my friends and we'll go.

Okay.

Yeah, sure I'm inviting her.

I'll see you around.

Hey, Chris, wait up, I need a ride.

Put the Christmas music back on.

You wants to go skiing

for two days?

Yeah, sure, Barb.

My mother save me a place at Mt. Holly.

You know who else wants to come?

- Yea, sounds like fun.

- Great.

- What about you Clare?

- No thanks, Barb. I made some another plans.

Okay, I'll come get it.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello!

Hey, quiet!

It's him again! The monas.

It expands into zag.

Must be one person?

No, Clare. That's the Mormon Tabernacle Choir

doing their annual obscene phone call.

Shh ...

Big c*nt! Yeah, big c*nt.

You big c*nt....

Let me lick it! Lick it!

Lick it!

Let me lick your pretty piggy c*nt!

Pretty big c*nt!

Pretty big c*nt!

I can bring you a big brake.

How many can you f***, lady?

- Uh-uh, not bad!

- Welcome my choosy cock!

I'll come over.

I'll come over... so you can...

F*** it, f*** it.

Listen you pervert! Why don't you go

over to Lambda-Ko?

They could use a little of this.

Piggy c*nt, you want my fat cock...

So, why don't you just go find

a wall socket and stick your tongue

in it, that will give you a charge.

I'll stick my tongue up

your pretty p*ssy.

You f***ing creep!

I'm going to kill you.

Well, super-tongue strikes again.

Fastest tongue in the west.

That's sick!

I really don't think you should provoke

somebody like that, Barb.

No question! This guy is minor league.

In the city I get two of those a day.

Maybe.

See, like a town girl who was raped

a couple of weeks ago.

Darling!

You can't rape a townie.

You really are too much,

Barb.

Come on, this is a sorority house,

not a convent.

I'll see you later.

I'm gonna go pack.

Come on, Clare, she

didn't mean anything.

No, really Jess, it's okay.

I have to finish packing anyway.

Haven't she had enough trouble sitting in here

without you getting at her all the time?

Come on.

I know professional virgin when I see one.

Hey, I can't get my hands out here.

Speaking of professional

virgins ...

Here we have, the queen of bozes.

Where have you been?

I have been shopping. You know how the

store is most spectacular at this time of year.

Another charge up to buy these, honey.

Mrs. Mac, come on to the other room,

we got a surprise for you.

Where have you been?

See Mrs. Mac has been looking

all over for you.

Oh, little puss! Hello.

Oh, will you get someone to see you?

Okay.

Claud?

Is that you, puss?

Kitty.

Who is that?

Who is it?

Claud?

Who is that?

Who is it?

Dear, girls ...

This's really beautiful.

It's really lovely.

I about to make use

for this to the Justin!

Come on, Mrs. Mac, put it on.

Put it on? Oh, come on,

I'm not going to bed.

Come on, please.

Put it on.

Anything for you girls because

it's Christmas?

Hey, you bet!

Okay, girls, party is over.

Let's get this junk clean up, heh?

Oh yeah, come on, everybody takes a little

something and it won't take long.

Come on! Fast girls!

Just a little cooporation.

- Now just get relax, because I'm tired.

- You really are!

Good night.

Before....

Booze.

There you are.

Good night, good night.

Merry Christmas!

Jess, you girls are just

too good to me.

Oh, noisome, Mrs. Mac.

Hello?

- Hello, is Jess there, please?

- Yes, wait a second, Peter.

Jess, it's for you.

It's him.

Hello?

Hi, how's the party?

It was good.

Too bad you couldn't make it.

- I had been practicing for four days

straight. I am really wiped out.

- Yes, I know.

Jess, dear ...

You won't forget to put off the lights.

You've got to plan some time.

I've got to talk to you.

You sounds funny.

What's the matter?

Nothing is matter.

I just want to talk to you.

Why don't you tell me now?

Because I want to talk

to you, face to face.

Jess, I haven't been to bed in three nights.

And it's not the mood to be playing games.

Look, Peter, we'll talk

about it tomorrow, okay?

- Okay, I'll be in room 30, all day.

- Alright, I'll see you around 2:00.

I just mean, uh, shortly.

I get some exhausted, okay?

Yeah, it's okay.

- I love you.

- I know.

See you tomorrow.

Yeah, well, goodnight.

Jesus, so it always found my liver!

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