
Black Christmas
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- 1974
- 98 min
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Black Christmas
Hey, who leave the goddamn
front door open?
BARB:
Oh, by the way how come I was the only
PHYL:
We're in it this
afternoon, Barb.
A likely story.
How does it look?
Useless, very useless!
You got your Santa costume ready?
PATRICK:
Yeah.What time the little bastard arrive?
- At one o'clock.
- Terrific!
JESS:
Hello?
Pardon?
Who?
Barb, it's for you.
Long distance.
Oh, great.
I'll take it in the other room.
Could you guys shut up in there?
I can't hear a damn thing!
Hello!
Mom, hang on, I can't hear you.
Operator, I can't hear.
What's coming from the other end. Can you...
Yeah. All right, let's see!
Party over!
Come on, all the men out!
Come on! Bye bye!
Oh, operator, I still can't hear.
All right, Mommy!
I can hear you now.
No, we just having a little party.
No, I had a couple.
Oh, come on,
I'm not drunk.
No, no! Uh, I had some stuff
I had to do in the afternoon.
And then I was just gonna get
the 720 train to the city.
Oh, come on, you got
to be kidding.
Why can't I come too?
- Well, who the hell is he?
- Good night.
- See you next week.
- Okay.
Hey, call before you come.
I have to get my parents pick me up.
I'll just get a couple of
my friends and we'll go.
Okay.
Yeah, sure I'm inviting her.
I'll see you around.
Hey, Chris, wait up, I need a ride.
Put the Christmas music back on.
You wants to go skiing
for two days?
Yeah, sure, Barb.
My mother save me a place at Mt. Holly.
You know who else wants to come?
- Yea, sounds like fun.
- Great.
- What about you Clare?
- No thanks, Barb. I made some another plans.
Okay, I'll come get it.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello!
Hey, quiet!
It's him again! The monas.
It expands into zag.
Must be one person?
No, Clare. That's the Mormon Tabernacle Choir
doing their annual obscene phone call.
Shh ...
Big cunt! Yeah, big cunt.
You big cunt....
Let me lick it! Lick it!
Lick it!
Let me lick your pretty piggy cunt!
Pretty big cunt!
Pretty big cunt!
I can bring you a big brake.
How many can you f*ck, lady?
- Uh-uh, not bad!
I'll come over.
I'll come over... so you can...
F*ck it, f*ck it.
Listen you pervert! Why don't you go
over to Lambda-Ko?
They could use a little of this.
Piggy cunt, you want my fat cock...
So, why don't you just go find
a wall socket and stick your tongue
in it, that will give you a charge.
your pretty pussy.
You fucking creep!
I'm going to kill you.
Well, super-tongue strikes again.
Fastest tongue in the west.
That's sick!
I really don't think you should provoke
somebody like that, Barb.
No question! This guy is minor league.
In the city I get two of those a day.
Maybe.
See, like a town girl who was raped
Darling!
You can't rape a townie.
You really are too much,
Barb.
Come on, this is a sorority house,
not a convent.
I'll see you later.
I'm gonna go pack.
Come on, Clare, she
didn't mean anything.
No, really Jess, it's okay.
I have to finish packing anyway.
Haven't she had enough trouble sitting in here
without you getting at her all the time?
Come on.
I know professional virgin when I see one.
Hey, I can't get my hands out here.
Speaking of professional
virgins ...
Here we have, the queen of bozes.
Where have you been?
I have been shopping. You know how the
store is most spectacular at this time of year.
Another charge up to buy these, honey.
Mrs. Mac, come on to the other room,
we got a surprise for you.
Where have you been?
See Mrs. Mac has been looking
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