Black Cadillac Page #5
- R
- Year:
- 2003
- 93 min
- 154 Views
- How'd y'all do?
- Oh, uh, we won.
Yeah, and next week,
on to the semis.
- There you go.
- ( chuckles ) Whoo!
- Whoo!
Where did those
come from?
You guys!
Have you been drinking?!
All right, everybody.
Knock it off.
"Debate-off."
( chuckles )
Look, you guys saved
my sorry ass tonight
and I'm off-duty,
so just relax, all right?
And you-- selling out
your pals,
you little weasel.
( laughs )
C.J.:
Yeah, you little dipstick.
Yeah,
nice brother you are.
So what did you boys
do tonight? Did you
go to the roadhouse?
Hey, how'd you
know that?
Son, I too
was once underage.
Did you get lucky?
Of course you did.
If you can't get lucky
at the roadhouse
you might as well snip
it off and mail it in.
Well technically,
I got lucky.
- Yeah?
- Yeah. See, I was
dancing with this one
and she had a really
thick bra strap, you know,
- which indicates, you know,
pendulousness.
- Mm.
And her bra,
it was black,
you know? Oh!
And everyone knows
what that means, huh?
- Bonesville.
- Exactly! Yeah!
That's what I thought,
you know. But, uh,
her breath, it wasn't perfect,
but I was willing to make
allowances.
I was just at the city limits
when C.J. got into a fight
and all roads
to Bonesville...
blockaded.
- Mm.
What was the fight over?
I have a lot
of unresolved issues.
Charlie:
Did you fight too?
- Only when I'm with C.J.
- Yeah, I'm the fighter.
- Scott's the lover.
( snorts )
- Charlie:
Mm.Scott doesn't talk.
He's busy equating
silence with brilliance.
- That's smart.
- C.J.:
Yeah.What is that,
Pez?
( laughs )
I haven't seen
one of these since...
Well, it's either Pez
or junk, Charlie.
- Yeah?
- Yeah, your call.
( chuckles )
What's that smell?
Smells like perfume.
Say...
you boys...
you ain't kinda, you know,
"funny," are you?
( laughs )
- Huh?
- ( C.J. lisping )
You're hilarious, Chaz.
- Sh*t.
- ( laughing )
You've got something
there on your
nice, clean
letter jacket, Scott.
Looks like lipstick.
- Right there.
- Mm.
Charlie:
Mm.
Lipstick
on your dipstick
Told a tale on you.
( laughing )
- It's ketchup, okay?
- Uh-huh.
Well, we can't have
the Yale jacket
besmirched.
That looms large
in his legend.
My brother--
All-Ivy League Quarterback,
two years running, Yale.
- Oh, great.
- Yeah.
The guys from the Browns
and Vikes are already
scouting him and Reebok--
Why don't we just pull
over and form a small
religion around the guy?
Maybe make him a shrine
of ice and call it
a night, huh?
Hey, look,
all I'm saying is...
it's more than
a letterman's jacket.
It's, uh...
- I don't know.
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"Black Cadillac" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 16 May 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/black_cadillac_4163>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In