Black & White & Sex Page #5

and some do G.F.E.

G.F.E.? What... what's that?

The girlfriend experience.

We pretend to be your girlfriend.

We sit around the kitchen table,

we have a cup of tea and chat,

we wash the dishes,

we watch some TV,

then we go to bed and f***.

- It's not for the fainthearted.

- Right.

So, it's not just

all standard lovemaking, then.

Lovemaking?

Honey, you are so adorable.

I get all sorts of requests,

and what they ask for

and what they want

are not necessarily

the same thing.

Well... well, normally,

they are, but sometimes...

You've just got to...

read between the lines...

dig a bit deeper.

- Like a therapist?

- I'm not a therapist.

No,

but you have to be like one.

I'm not there to cure

anybody of anything.

Some of them

might be a bit weird,

but there's nothing wrong

with them.

If a guy comes in

and asks for sex,

I've got to work out,

does he want an orgasm or company,

or... or flattery, or human touch,

or a finger up the ass?

It's very confusing being a guy.

You walk around

with that thing in your pants,

controlling how you feel,

and you don't know

what to do about it.

And what about the consequences?

- What consequences?

- Well, like diseases.

You never heard of safe sex?

Relationships, then.

- Mine or theirs?

- Theirs.

Safe sex.

No, I didn't mean physical...

I meant emotional.

Oh, so did I. Safe sex.

Sex with rules.

Sex with boundaries.

Time limits.

They come and see me

and blow out some steam

and then they go home

and play happy families.

It's a win-win.

The wives should love us.

- They don't, but they should.

- Do you get envious?

- Of what?

- Of their family lives.

If family life was so good,

I'd be broke, and I'm not.

I have an apartment in town

and an investment property

up the coast.

Business is thriving.

Families aren't.

And what about your relationships?

Ooh, well, I've had boyfriends,

like everyone else.

And what do they think

about what you do?

Some of them are okay with it,

and some of them aren't.

And If they don't like it?

Well, If they want me,

they have to accept it.

Yeah, but don't they get jealous?

I like them to be jealous.

Or just a bit.

That's a contradiction,

isn't it'?

If you say so.

- You ever dated a client?

- Maybe.

Tell us about him.

It's a she.

- A female client?

- Most "shes" are.

- Uh, do you see many women?

- No.

- Do you like seeing them?

- Nope.

- Why?

- Women are too hard to read.

A guy's got a fat dick

or he hasn't.

Women aren't like that.

Tell me about her.

- Nope.

- Why?

It's personal.

But I'll tell you about Arthur.

Not his real name.

Well, do they ever

tell you their real name?

Probably not, but I wouldn't know...

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