Bitter Moon

Synopsis: An alcoholic writer (Peter Coyote) in a wheelchair recalls his sexy wife (Emmanuelle Seigner) for an English aristocrat (Hugh Grant) on an ocean liner.
Production: Lionsgate
  1 win & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
7.2
Rotten Tomatoes:
63%
R
Year:
1992
139 min
1,231 Views


Man:

I still can't believe

we're really on our way.

Nor can I.

It's so fantastic.

Thank you, darling.

Mwah!

Oh, don't run away.

I won't be a sec.

( steam whistle blowing )

( blowing continues )

Uh, Fiona?

Fiona?

- Stay here.

- Oh, blimey.

What's the matter?

- Help me clean her up.

- Yeah.

- There.

- Gently. There we are.

Up-- there we are.

That's better.

I'm going to clean you up.

Let's get...

wipe those tears, eh?

( water running )

( vomiting )

Oh, God.

Just try to take a deep breath.

Now take a deep breath.

You'll feel better.

A deep breath

and fresh air,

that's what you need.

Here.

You're very pretty.

Oh.

There we are.

Are you going to Istanbul?

Yes, then we're flying

on to Bombay.

How far are you going?

Oh, farther.

Much farther.

But why on earth

go to India?

I think-- think we need--

felt we needed a break

from the rat race, really.

And, you know,

India's got so much

to teach the West, doesn't it?

Really?

What, for example?

Well, um,

you know, inner serenity,

that kind of stuff.

Ah!

The Karma-Nirvana Syndrome?

Lots of poppycock,

I'm afraid.

No, India's all flies,

smells and beggars.

And as for serenity,

it's the noisiest place

on earth.

( laughs )

Well, if you say so,

I'm sure.

Now I'm sure Mr. Singh

is just being modest

about his own part

of the world.

Anyway, I can't wait

to get there, darling.

See,

it's my anniversary treat.

We've been married

for seven years.

Ah, so it's a form

of marital therapy.

Quite unnecessary, dear lady.

With a wife

as beautiful as yourself,

any man would be proof

against the seven-year itch.

What?

( laughs )

( yawns )

You tired, sweetheart?

Absolutely whacked.

Must be all this sea air.

Yeah.

How about a nightcap?

Mmm, how about bed?

Oh, come on, darling,

just one.

No, honestly not.

You go.

Just take me

to my cabin.

I'm out on my feet.

- Are you quite sure?

- Certain.

Anyway, it's bad

for an old married couple

to be glued together

all the time.

( chuckles )

♪ Treat him right

♪ Now you've listened

to my story ♪

♪ Here's the point

that I have made ♪

♪ Chicks were born

to give you fever ♪

♪ Be it Fahrenheit

or centigrade ♪

♪ They give you fever

♪ When you kiss them

♪ Fever if you live

and learn ♪

♪ Fever

♪ Till you sizzle

♪ Oh, what a lovely way

to burn ♪

♪ What a lovely way

to burn... ♪

What'll it be, sir?

Whiskey and soda, please.

You feeling better?

Better than what?

You remember, the--

this afternoon

in the-- in the loo.

The loo?

Is it your usual

pickup routine?

( slurping )

Of course I remember.

I have a perfect memory

when I feel like it.

Right.

( laughs )

What is this,

some kind of game?

Yeah.

Want to dance?

Uh, well,

I'm not much of a dancer.

That figures.

( slurping )

What's your name?

Nigel Dobson.

Hi.

Okay, Nigel, amuse me.

Say something funny.

Um, blimey.

Uh, well, you're French,

aren't you?

I can tell

from your accent.

I mean, your English

is very, very good,

but for some reason,

I can always tell a Frog.

Sorry.

Stupid thing to say.

Just slipped out.

Schoolboy expression.

Comes from working in the city.

I'm a Eurobond dealer

and we're always

calling people Frogs.

( snoring )

You're right, boring.

Um, but anyway, you call us--

you call us Roast Beef,

don't you?

Rosbif! I think that's

how you pronounce it, isn't it?

You're too funny for me,

Nigel.

I'm choking with laughter.

So long.

I leave you to your magnetic,

irresistible personality.

Man:

Romantic, isn't it?

Yeah, it is,

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