Bite Marks Page #5

What happened to my water?

Oh... I drank it.

Why did you put the bottle back?

Do we have to talk about this, now?

Just get him some water!

That's wrong on so many levels.

Why don't they just break through the window?

Zombies are too weak.

They're not zombies. Zombies don't run.

What about in DAWN OF THE DEAD?

The zombies didn't run in DAWN OF THE DEAD.

The remake.

The remake!

Yeah, I know. The original had subtext.

You know what else the

original had? Blue zombies!

You have to admit that the first

ten minutes of the remake were...

Hey, how much did you pay to see the remake?

Twelve bucks? Kind of expensive

for ten good minutes, huh?

Mmmmm... yeah...

Two fingers!

What's happening?

Oh, not much. We're

just trapped inside your truck

with Monster Central outside.

How are things with you, Mr. Seizure?!

What?!

Do you have a weapon?

No.

Did you guys see that?

Their vampires!

Or atheists.

Good thing my brother's a bible thumper.

Will those keep them out?

Vampires fear the cross.

Not in FRIGHT NIGHT.

You had to believe in it.

Well, trust me, there's nothing

I believe in more, right now.

They might not be able to get in anyway,

without being invited.

That didn't work in

THE RETURN OF COUNT YORGA.

Of course not! That was

American International.

So?

So each movie makes its own rules!

None of it is grounded in reality!

I saw one get killed by a bolt of lightning

in THE SCARS of DRACULA.

Now THAT is just stupid!

If either of ya mentions TWILIGHT,

I'll throw you out the cab!

Gideon.

What am I supposed to do with this?

Will this really keep them out?

Bet they won't be able to touch

the glass with these pages up.

How do we see out?

Well, that's simple. We

just tear a little piece off.

I'm not sure if we're keeping them out,

or if they've got us trapped in.

I bet I can get a message out.

No way I'm staying in here

til dawn with a couple of...

A couple of "what?"

Breaker, Breaker. This is-...

this is Red Rocket. Anybody copy?

Red Rocket?

Shut up.

Breaker, Breaker, this is Red Rocket.

I got a ten-thirty-three here. Anybody copy?

Breaker one-twenty, you got Sick Nick here.

What's y'alls ten-thirty-three?

Yes! Sick Nick, we are being attacked

by some real boogeymen.

Can you send bear patrol?

Say again Red Rocket, you're breakin on me.

This is Red Rocket.

Me and a couple of... good

buddies, are under attack.

We need assistance.

Damn it! They cut the power.

Vogel! Do you still have the cell phone?

Probably used up the battery.

Battery's good. Signal's good.

Nine-one-one!

You have to give them our address.

Cell phones don't have pinpoint capability.

Where are we?

Seven-oh-three Opal Road.

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