Birds of America Page #4
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- 2008
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I remember that. It
was, llke, possessed.
Because now
I have a dryer,
which is just
that. A dryer.
A devlce
that removes
slgnlflcant amounts
of molsture
from clothlng,
and renders them
completely - not just
partially - dry.
So, yes, my new washer
and dryer have made
me very happy.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
Excuse me.
Morrie's always helped
you, hasn't he, Ida?
Every time you've called,
every six months or so.
I will pay him
back eventually.
You can pay
him back now.
Leave tomorrow, Ida.
Please. First thing.
Did you just
say that to me?
I know, and I'm
sorry. But I know
you understand.
How many years have you
guys been tlptoelng
around Paul and Laura?
Is thls my parents'
creme de menthe?
I don't know. It was
there when Morrie and
I started dating.
Morrie's a great teacher.
Paul is not gonna punish
him just because I
came to see Jay.
Is that the only reason
you came? I mean,
Ida, please.
J ust please stay away from
Gary's for the next
couple of weeks.
He's really
been doing well.
He's finally
back up on...
his feet.
You mean,
back on his feet?
You were
gonna say back
on his feet.
It has been two years,
you never even
called him.
If you mess with Gary
now, if you mess with
Gary's engagement,
Paul's already furlous
wlth Morrle. That would
just be It for us.
Engagement?
Oh, sweetie. Oh,
surely you heard?
Gary is marrying
Ellen Thomas.
[Soft muslc]
[Loud rock music]
[Loud female laughter]
(Ida)
Thank you for the
smooth ride, officer.
[Sigh]
What are you
doing here?
Who is that?
Will.
Wlll who?
Actually, I think
it was Phil.
It was Phil.
It was a Phil.
Sex. You should
try it, it's fun.
You know what
they say, Morrie?
Everythlng In moderatlon,
Includlng moderatlon.
Loosen your belt a blt.
Your robe. Loosen
your robe.
You don't
wanna see that.
I 've seen it,
but that's not
what I meant.
You've seen it.
When did you see it?
Jay and I used to look out
the window when you'd
sneak out back,
and you'd go behind
the bush and,
you know?
You need to think about
your behavior. It
isn't safe.
You could get
tenure tomorrow,
inhaling Paul and
Laura's farts,
and get hlt by
a meteor.
Life is short.
Llfe Isn't
that short.
The average llfe span of
a male In North
Amerlca Is 70.
What's the average life
span of this family?
I 've chosen to plan
for my future.
As for fun, you and Jay
can keep living it
up in ravines,
and pretendlng to be
artlsts and photographers.
I am
a photographer.
You look exhausted.
Well, I just haven't
been sleeping.
[Sighs]
Anyway. [clears throat]
Sorry about what
I insinuated.
I 'm sure that you and
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