
Bird Lessons
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- 2016
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Remember, Son
Shit --
When is it the best time to sing loud and proud?
At five thirty in the morning.
Outside a human's --
-- WINDOW! Good.
But, but, but... What if...
What if all the humans have gone into the house?
Well, they're all under the roof!
There will always be a nice clean car
parked outside.
If it rains --
-- don't go shitting on humans.
Not to get wet, father?
For they will have umbrellas.
It's such a lovely day!
Let's go to the park for a picnic, shall we?
Yes, yes, that would be amazing!
I love picnics!
But wouldn't we have to go to the supermarket to get all the food...
Don't worry.
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