Bird Lessons

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2016
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Remember, Son

Dont shit where the human is.

Shit --

-- where the human will be.

When is it the best time to sing loud and proud?

At five thirty in the morning.

And where would you do that?

Outside a human's --

-- WINDOW! Good.

But, but, but... What if...

What if all the humans have gone into the house?

Well, they're all under the roof!

There will always be a nice clean car

parked outside.

If it rains --

-- don't go shitting on humans.

Not to get wet, father?

For they will have umbrellas.

It's such a lovely day!

Let's go to the park for a picnic, shall we?

Yes, yes, that would be amazing!

I love picnics!

But wouldn't we have to go to the supermarket to get all the food...

Don't worry.

The humans have done the shopping for us already.

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