
Big White
- R
- Year:
- 2005
- 100 min
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Marcy. Call Mr. Barnell.
Tell him I picked up his wife again.
I'm bringing her in.
Need a hand?
Oh, yeah. You mind giving her a push?
Yeah.
Oh, great. Thanks.
- On three, then.
- Okay.
One, two, three.
Oh, that's great. Thanks.
I tell you, she may be fast,
but she sure ain't light.
Yeah.
You the new guy who just moved
into the Stevens' old house?
No. Name's Ted.
What is that, a Polaris?
Oh, yeah!
A lot more than I could normally
afford, I tell you.
What's that?
It's a video camera.
- Hey, is that thing heavy?
- Yeah.
And you got it in there by yourself?
How's that on your back?
Oh, no.
Oh, please! Turn the camera off!
Ted! Oh, that's not nice!
That was really cool.
It was like watching "Cops".
Yeah? Well, he was pretty spry
for a man with a herniated disk.
You know, I don't want
to bitch or anything,
but you were supposed to take
me along on that one.
Couldn't find you.
I know you know this but the sooner
they think I can handle things on my own,
you back down south.
Yeah, well, I've been hearing that for
thirteen months and six days, Cam.
After a while, it gets a little old.
Claims. Watters.
Yeah. Okay.
That's quite the fish.
That one didn't get away.
Yeah, well... it's a nice catch.
This grasshopper walks in a bar.
And the bartender says,
"We have a drink named after you. "
And the grasshopper says...
Paul Barnell.
Ted Watters.
Mr. Watters.
Pleasure.
Mine, too.
Ted, Mr. Barnell would like to discuss
his brother's life insurance policy with us.
- Raymond, right?
- Yes.
Thing is, as I explained to Mr. Branch,
he's been gone for five years
and I thought, time to move on.
By move on, you mean?
I mean...
I think that cashing Raymond's policy.
I doubt, after that time,
that he's still alive.
And my father always wanted us
to take care of each other
if something should happen, and...
money is a little...
Yeah, I understand, Mr. Barnell.
But here's the thing.
With no actual body,
under Alaskan statutes,
a person has to be missing
for seven years
before he or she can be legally
declared dead.
And that's not withstanding
an investigation period
where concerned parties can take up
to another year
to file interventions
concerning the motion.
So, even though your brother's status
is undetermined at this point,
there's really very little we can do for you.
But we are extremely sorry for your loss.
Absolutely.
One, two, three...
All right. We'll get him later.
Yes, this is Mr. Barnell.
Mr. Barnell, this is John Hoag again
from Municipal Power's Delinquent
Accounts Department.
Excuse me?
I'm sorry, Mr. Barnell,
I've tried every other option and,
frankly, this is unavoidable.
Great.
Excuse me?
No, I'm not...
Hello?
Hello?
Yeah. I paid that bill a week ago.
You did?
I saw my secretary write it up.
Do you have any idea
I have no clue.
I'm a patient man, Mr. Barnell
but your credit rating is blocked off.
I have a very good credit rating.
No, you don't.
How do you know that?
I've got your TRW file in front of me, sir.
Mr. Barnell?
Mr. Barnell? Hello?
Mr. Barnell?
Hey, kids, who's up for trout?
No.
Jodie, no! Not for dogs!
Honey, I'm home!
Any mail?
Psychic Pals.
How are you today, Mr. Williams?
Well, we are all registered psychics here.
Hi, Tiff.
I just had this feeling you needed to talk.
So what's up?
Well, I need you to clear your
mind for a few moments.
It's stew. I don't think it's still good.
Hey, aren't you with a customer?
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