Big Nothing Page #3
- What?
- I'm sorry to interrupt, but what...
- I want in.
All right, read my lips, OK -
no f... g way!
- You guys can't do the job without me?
- Why?
Because, dumb-dumb, I'm the only one
who can make the call.
on his answer machine
they'll try and match it up with
the voice records from the call centre.
You guy's would be screwed,
stuffed and mounted.
- Is that true?
- Kinda.
How'd you work that out?
I told you, I was Miss Teen Oklahoma.
- How much do you want?
- 20,000.
about 1,140 phone calls each year,
'none of which go anything like this.'
May I speak to the Reverend Smalls,
please?
Hi, Reverend. Are you familiar
with a website that goes by the name of
teen orgies dot com,
or young and hung dot com?
Someone who knows what the mouse
plays when the wife's away.
Listen, sicko. I have a list of all your
favourite sites, your credit card number,
dates and times of all your connections,
so you better cut the crap!
- What do I want?
- 100,000 dollars.
- 200,000.
- What?
You heard me,
I want 200,000 dollars, cash.
Take it or leave it. But if I don't have
the next church newsletter
is gonna be a doozy!
And I'll be sending somebody.
Well, I think that somebody deserves
to made a full partner, don't you?
Wait! I took a chance and it worked.
Now we each get 70,000 dollars.
It's actually 66,666,
followed by an infinite number of sixes.
Thanks, Rain Man!
From now on, anybody pulls
any out-of-the-blue stunts, she's out!
If we're partners,
This is the plan - I go get the money
at 9:
00 pm tomorrow.'At the same time,
Charlie enters the Monkey Wrench
'and pretends we ran
out of gas on the road to Mill Creek.'
He also says that I'm on my way
to the gas station,
the one that opens 24/7, don't forget.
in a locker at the railway station,
I come back and tell everyone
about my walk in the dark.
If it comes up, Charlie was at the bar,
I was at the gas station.
The guy at the station
will say he never saw you.
- Sure. You why? Cos he's blind.
- Oh, pretty brill!
The following day we meet at noon,
we divvy up the money
and go our respective ways.
OK, now. Any questions?
Why don't we just divvy up
the money immediately?
Rule number two -
always let the dust settle after a job.
"Rule number two?" What, you've been
reading 'Blackmailing for Dummies'?
Any questions? Great.
Rule number three - no matter what
happens... always stick to the plan.
'The next day might have been
the longest one I'd ever known.
'For the first time
since I could remember
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