Big Game Page #5
last State of the Union address,
all of a sudden I had to pee.
So, I dashed off to the toilet
to handle my business.
And in my haste
to get back in time,
I sort of prematurely
put myself away
and the last bit squirted out
on the front of my trousers.
Yeah, yeah, it's funny.
But, mind you,
I'm about to go out
and give a speech
with the eyes of the American
public and the world on me.
And I got a big piss stain
on the front of my pants.
Look it up on YouTube sometimes.
And notice how I casually
carry my notes
to hide the offending area.
But then notice,
how when I give my address,
my voice doesn't crack,
my hand doesn't shake.
I command
the attention of the room.
Now inside, I'm a mess.
remembered in history
as the President
who pissed his pants.
But on the outside,
I'm a rock.
And what happened?
Nothing.
Nobody noticed.
The moment passed.
And...
There's only two people in the
entire universe who know about it.
Me.
And now, you.
But you can
keep a secret, right?
What the hell was that?
What the hell was that?
That, Mr. President,
was a deer.
A deer?
All right.
A deer. That's...
That's good, right?
- Oh, sh*t.
- Yes.
We're under the wind.
It's perfect.
Okay.
Under the wind.
That's good.
Happy birthday, by the way.
Mr. President.
What? You found some tracks?
A shoe.
A shoe?
Looks just like yours.
It must be your lucky day.
Yeah, yeah, my lucky day.
What the...
Jesus.
What?
What the hell?
Cable ties.
Morris, you piece of sh*t.
I think
Call in the chopper.
Ranger.
Go away.
Is something wrong?
What's this?
- It's from my dad.
- And it says?
He killed that deer for me.
I'm not a hunter. I'm nobody.
Oh, Oskari.
Not even my dad believes in me.
Hey, I know how you feel.
Here.
Take this.
What is it?
It's a reminder
that you found me,
you rescued me,
you protected me.
It's a reminder that
I believe in you.
What's wrong?
I don't think my plane
crash was an accident.
And the men who shot me down,
they're here,
and they're hunting me.
We need to go
our separate ways, okay?
Take all your knowledge of
these woods and these mountains
and get as far away from me
as you can.
But what about you?
I can take care of myself.
No, President,
I don't think you can.
Well, now,
if it isn't small shoes,
and the leader
of the free world.
I...
I have to say, Mr. President,
I am impressed
how you managed
to put up such a fight.
If only you...
You'd showed such leadership
in the White House,
maybe none of this
would have happened.
Hazar.
I got him.
Leave the boy out of this.
Let him go.
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