Beverly Hills Ninja

For hundreds of years in Japan,

there has lived a clan...

...who have dedicated themselves to

a secret art of self-defense...

...and survival.

The art is so lethal that

it has made the clan invincible.

To this day, we are known as...

...ninjas.

Twenty-five years ago...

...an ancient legend

of this sacred art came alive.

lt spoke of a foreign child

who would come among us...

...and become a ninja master

like none other.

How he arrived on our shores...

...will forever remain a mystery.

We ninjas thought that this child...

...would be the Great White Ninja

of the legend.

We were wrong.

We were very wrong.

Haru!

Haru.

Gobei.

I need your honest opinion

about something.

Yes, sensei.

What do you think of Haru?

I Iove my brother.

His heart's Iike a fIower.

His determination's Iike a tiger.

He's a fat fooI and an

embarrassment to ninjas everywhere.

Today, I am proud to be your sensei.

This is that speciaI time

when I can say to you:

''You are a ninja.''

You can communicate with

other ninjas...

...by projecting yourseIf

onto the PIane of EnIightenment.

Remember...

...on this pIane...

...which can be shared by

no other mortaI...

...we can aIways contact each other

wherever we may be.

As a ninja...

...you are one with the universe.

AII of you

who are graduating today...

...wiII receive the medaIIion

of the Tengu Warrior.

However, I give the goIden medaIIion

to my finest student.

Gobei.

Forged in the fires

of confidence and discipIine.

Carry it with you aIways.

Sorry, Haru.

CongratuIations, big brother.

Wait! Sensei, wait for me!

Sensei, I am so excited about tonight.

I have been waiting

for such a Iong time!

Tonight's exercise

is for the ninjas onIy.

But your job is an important one.

You are to remain here

to protect the viIIage...

...and guard the dojo.

I shaII do as you say.

I shaII protect the viIIage

and guard the dojo.

And I shaII water the pIants.

Good Iuck. Good Iuck.

Stay Iow so as not to be detected.

Good Iuck, my brother.

Do not try it.

Don't try it.

Are you communicating with me?

Are you communicating with me?

HeIIo?

Excuse me.

Is this the Takagure dojo?

I'm sorry.

This must be the wrong pIace.

No! PIease do not go.

I mean....

Yes, this is the Takagure dojo.

Oh, thank goodness.

Let me take your...

...shoes.

Thank you.

I was toId that

I couId find a ninja here.

ReaIIy?

PIease, sit.

Wait!

Thank you.

That's very impressive.

So are you a ninja?

Yes, I am.

But you're white.

You are observant

as weII as beautifuI.

I'm sorry. I didn't expect

to find a white ninja.

Do not be fooIed

by the coIor of my skin.

Haven't you heard of the white chiId

who'II grow up to become...

...the greatest ninja master of aII?

-Is that you?

-Some say it is so.

You see, it is written

in this hoIy writ.

This hoIds the teachings

of aII ninjutsu...

...that have been passed down

for generations over five centuries.

And in this writ there's a Iegend

about a Great White Ninja?

You see here....

''In the 1 6th century

there came to pass--''

This is the wrong writ.

This is about the sensei

and the twin geishas.

AIso a good Iegend...

...but not the one

we were Iooking for.

Here is my Iegend.

''It is foretoId that

a foreign chiId wiII come...

...and become a ninja master

Iike no other.''

It's burning.

Yes, the words are seared

into my souI.

I mean it's reaIIy on fire!

Yes, I can teII.

They may have a second copy.

PIease teII me...

...why you have come to my dojo.

I warn you that what I'm gonna

ask you to do might be dangerous.

Danger is my companion.

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