Better Than Chocolate Page #5
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in your life was wrong?
Hmmm...
Because I woke up
one morning last month, and...
and I know this sounds silly
because, you know housewives,
excuse me, "homemakers,"
as we're now called,
aren't supposed to have
existential crises.
I think homemakers have
existential crises all the time.
Well, I found out that my husband
had been having an affair.
Oh.
And it had been going on
for more than a year.
A year.
That's a long time.
to either carry on or break it up.
Oh, my goodness,
you're easy to talk to.
Here's to strong women.
To strong women.
- God loves you.
- Hey, I'm busy here.
Jesus loves you.
Thank you.
Can you still read "Die Dyke Die?"
or do you think
I've finally gotten it all off?
Maggie, you know we never used
to have graffiti around here. Never.
Yeah, I think
it's my window displays.
Oh, yeah.
Listen, Maggie, first it's graffiti,
then they start breaking windows,
then God knows what's next.
Certain people, you don't want
to attract their attention, capice?
Capice.
I don't need people writing "Dyke"
on my coffee bar, all right?
Do I look like a dyke to you?
Come on,
you're riding shotgun.
- Where we going?
- Customs, baby.
Hey, hey, hey! Who's supposed
to clean this sh*t up now, huh?
Stu catzo!
- Excuse me.
- Yes?
Can you direct me
to Mr. Marcus' office?
- Downstairs, turn right.
- Thank you.
Buildings like this are designed along
the lines of a rationalist conspiracy.
The thing is
not to be bamboozled,
just know where you're going
and go there. Oh, I'm so sorry.
Ah!
- Ooh!
- Don't ask.
Oh, boy.
The books have been
classified as obscene
and will not be allowed
through the border.
Now, if I can just
get you to sign here.
"Little Red Riding Hood"
is obscene?
Well, we... we thought
that was something else.
- I'll bet you did.
- Our mistake.
However, titles such as...
"The Lesbian SM Virtual Sex Manual"
and "A Guide To A-a-a... "
"Anal Safe Sex"
will remain here with us.
Something to read
If I could just get you to sign here,
here and here and here.
You can have "Little Red Riding Hood"
back within the week.
Seriously, Mr. Marcus...
the Supreme Court has declared
that anal sex is to gay male sex
what Mozart is to classical music.
Miss Turner, we are not here
I myself
am a huge Mozart fan, but...
Look, the Supreme Court has declared
this material is not obscene!
This is not the Supreme Court.
We're in Customs
and I have a job to do.
Just following orders, are we?
A**hole.
From your perspective that must be
a compliment of Mozartian proportions?
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