Better Living Through Chemistry Page #4
Come on, now. Come on.
Adultery?
Oh, please. Save the
preaching for church.
You'd change your tune, too, after being
balls-deep in a woman like Elizabeth.
My skull is exploding!
- Coming!
- Yes!
- I'm gonna come! I'm gonna come!
- Yes!
- I'm gonna come!
- Yes! Oh!
I'm gonna...
So,
what happens now?
I'm not really sure. This isn't
something I normally engage in.
Yeah, right.
I think maybe you go inside to your
wife and I go home to my husband.
Of course. Yeah.
See you around.
Okay. Good night.
Good night.
It has been a good night.
Ahh!
- Yeah! What is it?
- Hurry up, Doug!
F*** off.
Mr and Mrs Varney,
we're all here to try to help work
things through the best way possible.
Maybe you can tell us what this is...
What this is about, huh?
It was brought to my attention yesterday
while he should have been in Life Science,
Ethan was discovered by one
of the faculty members
in the boys' locker room, vandalising
one of the lockers with...
Excrement.
And this isn't the first time.
- Substantial pieces of...
- Poop.
had been turning up around the
school for the past two months.
There was no way of connecting Ethan
to the other leavings, but...
Excuse me.
Are you trying to suggest that my
son is some sort of Una-shitter?
Like I said, there's no
way to be 100% sure.
He has never had any
problems before.
No, he hasn't and...
That's right, so maybe you
need to look elsewhere.
- Mmm-hmm?
- Okay.
Like that David Chen kid.
You know, the one who brought the
fireworks on the class trip to Six Flags.
toting explosives on a field trip
would also take a dump in a locker.
- Mrs Varney.
- I'm gonna be sick.
This is nothing more than a little
boy crying out for attention.
And who are you again?
- Dr Roth.
- Okay.
School psychiatrist.
And your degree came from which
of our fine online universities?
Honey, they're just...
No, these are serious accusations
being made by complete strangers
with very little evidence.
Unless, of course, there's been a
major breakthrough in crime forensics
and you've dusted the
sh*t for prints, Dr Roth.
No.
If it's okay with you, I'd like to
start seeing Ethan twice a week,
- get a better idea of who he is...
- I think that's a good idea.
and what's going on.
- Just to head off any...
- Honey.
trouble at the pass.
Um...
Do the thing for us.
- No, no, no, no, no.
- Go on, go on. It's great.
- It's none of our business.
- Yeah, yeah. No, it's great.
Dr Friedman,
Mitchell, as top cardiologist
here at County General,
I'm surprised that you can't diagnose
true heartache when you see it.
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