Better Living Through Chemistry Page #2
to know how people got sick,
just how to get them
feeling better.
That's catchy.
Yeah, so it looks like
there was some confusion with the
insurance company and the...
It's not an issue.
How much do I owe you?
$215, plus the $8 delivery fee.
- Mmm.
- But I'll waive that.
That is so nice of you.
Are you gonna get in
trouble with your boss?
I am my boss.
I mean, I'm the pharmacist.
You're Bishop.
Varney. I'm Douglas Varney.
No, everything says, "Bishop."
Well, is that gonna
be cash or cheque?
I'll get it.
Do you ever think about
calling it "Varney's"?
Hmm.
Nice doggie.
I had it done before the wedding.
What do you think?
- The portrait?
- Yeah.
- It's nice.
- Mmm.
Jack insisted on it.
They even made his
shoulders bigger.
- I'm sure he's a great guy.
So I double checked the bill and
it seems to be correct, so'...
This is embarrassing, but it turns out
I only have about $20 cash on me,
and the only person in this household
who has a chequebook is my husband,
and he is still in
the city, of course.
Oh. Okay, well...
No! I know what you're thinking.
I live in this f***ing house,
I have a $70,000 Benz in the driveway
and I don't have enough cash to order
a pizza, so how would I not...
I know, that's what you mean.
I was gonna say, "Not a problem."
You can just come by the store and
pay the rest when you have it.
But I will have to take the
Benz as collateral, of course.
You're just one of those
authentically nice guys, aren't you?
Well, yeah. I guess so.
You're just honest and sweet.
Most girls don't always
go for honest and sweet.
Girls don't, but women do.
Okay, I'm just gonna get going and
you go... You can come by the store.
And you know where the store is?
Yeah, 'cause it's...
Address on there, so good
night and thank you.
Hi.
Sorry I'm so late.
The deliveries were all out of order
and I didn't know all the addresses.
- Noah didn't even put them in the ledger.
- Ethan's school called today.
Oh, okay. What's the problem?
Principal hyphenated-name, she
wouldn't say over the phone.
She says that we need to come
in ASAP for a conference.
Ooh!
Yeah, he painted his windows black.
Why are you acting so surprised?
Please just go upstairs
and talk to him.
Hey!
Hey.
So how was school today?
So you think you might want to come
out with us for a ride this weekend?
- Yeah, I don't think so.
- Come on.
Open road, sunshine on your
face, the wind in your hair.
It'll be fun.
Doug wanted to open the door and
talk to Ethan, but what could he say?
I mean, I know a thing
And there's absolutely nothing fun
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