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grateful to them. It's just fantastic.

With Sherri Ann, we have this fantastic

friendship too. It's really great.

We have a little bit of a family

dynamic going here...

...and it mirrors what I grew up with.

My father was the taskmaster...

...the disciplinarian, which is what

I do, I'm the mommy/daddy.

Like, Mr. Punishment.

Well, you know, I also reward.

But Sherri is responsible for the

unconditional love....

And the decorative abilities.

The heart and soul,

which is what my mother did.

That was her job. She was

there for unconditional love.

And it worked for my family...

...until my mom committed suicide

in '81 .

Here, let me help you out.

Let me help you.

I got it, I got it.

Come on, slow down, you got a long

trip ahead of you, boy.

Okay, for Winky's poopies,

just in case.

-You're so thoughtful.

-Love you.

-Thank you.

-We love you.

And thanks for checking in

on the house.

Sherman's War Trail in Atlanta, get

a ham sandwich at Lee's Comeuppance.

Make sure you stop there and get

a ham sandwich.

Jack, the keys.

-Front door--

-We know how to get in.

-Have a good one.

-Have a great time.

Bring home the blue ribbon!

Don't water the plants,

they're plastic.

Bring home the blue ribbon.

We'll have drinks when you get back.

Forward...

...ho!

See you!

Have a great time!

You got your road map and stuff?

I think I'm all set, fellas.

What you got in here?

That's a little thing I picked up.

Will you do some fishing?

I'm going to the dog show.

They ain't got no lakes or rivers?

I don't think I'll have much time

to do that.

Good luck, Hubert!

Go put some hurt on them Yankee dogs.

-Thanks.

-We'll take care of everything.

Don't have worry about nothing.

We got it in order.

This is that tape I was telling you

about with the funny songs.

-It's real good for the road.

-Thanks.

-Bon voyage, Hubert. Good luck.

-Catch a big one!

Have a good time!

Hubert, who'll catch a big fish?

-Who's going fishing?

-Go get them.

-You the dog!

-Have a good time.

If you get tired, pull over.

If you get hungry, eat something.

See you, Hubert!

Don't forget the tape!

Well, we've started...

...you can call a little bit

of superstition on my part...

...but I always like to put up

the official curtain, so to speak...

...because this curtain here

will carry the...

...official symbol

of the Mayflower Dog Show.

Really spread the arms, guys,

so it doesn't get dirty. Thanks.

Behind it is the holding area

where the chief steward will be.

He'll make sure everybody has the

proper armbands, so they can....

Identifying the dog with the handler

is very important, of course.

All that anxiety and chaos happens

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