Best in Show Page #3
Hamilton?
-We gotta call Dr. Nelken.
-Why?
Beatrice made a pee-pee
on the sheets...
...and a poopie in your slipper.
-In my Orvis slippers?
-I don't know.
-God.
-You been talking to her?
-Of course I have.
-What have you been saying?
I've been saying that when
we make love...
...it's a beautiful thing.
Sometimes.
-Excuse me?
-We met at Starbucks.
Not at the same Starbucks.
We saw each other...
...at different Starbucks across
the street from each other...
...and Hamilton got up the courage
to walk across the street one day...
...and approached me.
Yeah. I'd seen you at law school
before.
And I know that sometimes I'd be
in one Starbucks...
...you'd be in the other Starbucks,
and then I'd think...
...l should go over to that
Starbucks next.
And then you'd be at the other
Starbucks. So we kind of crossed....
-I know. It sounds so stupid now.
-He's so good.
I remember I was drinking
a grande espresso when I met you.
That's right, and I thought that was
really sexy.
-I was drinking cappuccinos.
-I remember.
Then I went to lattes, and then
now, double espressos macchiato.
And I'm now a big old, you know,
Chai-tea-latte, soy milk kind of guy.
-Soy. Yeah.
-Because of the lactose.
You're lactose intolerant now.
And I walked across the street,
and there you were....
Working on my Mac.
-And I had my Mac.
-Your Mac.
And there, and then, I look over
and she's reading J. Crew.
That's so weird, as I was such a huge
J. Crew person then too. Still am.
We sometimes like to just go to
Starbucks on weekends and...
...take an L.L. Bean catalog.
I'll say, "Honey, what's new?"
She has five minutes to look
and find what's new.
They've been around forever.
We were so lucky to have been raised
amongst catalogs.
Oh, it's so much easier.
You don't have
to deal with people as much.
You can just talk to the person
on the phone.
-Or not.
-Yeah.
I like to take Hubert for a walk
in the woods before...
...l show him, because...
...it's a more natural kind of
environment for him...
...and it makes him relax,
and it makes me...
...relax too, to not think about
the competition.
Just take a walk and, you know...
...smell the ground and all that,
and....
What'd you smell? What'd you smell?
See, a lot of times, what he's doing
is, he's--
A Bloodhound not only has a great
nose, but he also--
They can talk. So, what he's
doing, he's talking.
He's saying, "What'd you talk?"
What'd you talk? What'd you talk?
He's saying, "I'm ready."
That's when he's ready for a show.
Because he says, "I'm ready.
I'm ready."
Then I know he's ready.
What is it, boy?
He says, "I'm ready. I've walked
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