
Benny & Joon
- PG
- Year:
- 1993
- 98 min
- 364 Views
# When I wake up,
well, I know I'm gonna be
# I'm gonna be the man
who wakes up next to you
# When I go out,
yeah, I know I'm gonna be
# I'm gonna be the man
who goes along with you
# If I get drunk, well, I know I'm gonna be
# I'm gonna be the man
who gets drunk next to you
# And if I haver,
yeah, I know I'm gonna be
# I'm gonna be the man
who's haverin' to you
# But I would walk five hundred miles
# And I would walk five hundred more
# Just to be the man
# To fall down at your door
# When I'm lonely,
well, I know I'm gonna be
# I'm gonna be the man
# And when I'm dreamin',
well, I know I'm gonna dream
the time when I'm with you
# When I go out,
well, I know I'm gonna be
# I'm gonna be the man
who goes along with you
# And when I come home,
yes, I know I'm gonna be
# I'm gonna be the man
who comes back home with you
# I'm gonna be the man
who's comin' home with you
# But I would walk five hundred miles
# And I would walk five hundred more
# Just to be the man
# To fall down at your door
# And I would walk five hundred miles
# And I would walk five hundred more
# Just to be the man
# To fall down at your door
So we're planning our next vacation.
I want Australia, she wants Italy.
I like snorkeling. She likes garlic.
All of a sudden, out of nowhere,
she says to me:
Do I need her?Jesus, Benny.
What kind of a question is that?
Need? What does it really mean
to need somebody?
Benny, fuel line.
Waldo, could you answer that phone?
- Hello.
- I need a cheque, Benny. COD.
In a minute. Meet me in the office.
All right.
Whoa! Put that out! I got a fuel line broke.
- Hey, Benny. Joon's on the phone again.
- I'll call back. Find out what she wants.
It's an emergency.
She says you're runnin' low
on Peanut Butter Super Chunks.
An emergency...
The issue is jelly. You only like two kinds.
You either like grape or boysenberry.
Which is it? All right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, peanut butter. I know.
Super Crunch. I'll see you at six, OK? Bye.
Thanks for waitin', ma'am.
I'm afraid the best
we can do for you is gonna be...
It's gonna be $750. If you check around,
you'll see that that is a really good deal.
- Yeah?
- That is a really very good deal, ma'am.
A little too good.
Let's do it.
Come here. Come here.
You're not doing your job!
What is your job, anyway?
To clean this house, but not any more!
- Get out of my sight!
- You wouldn't dare, Joon!
What is going on here? Joon?
Mrs. Smail, please, let me explain.
Beware, the winds of reason
shall blow stern.
- What?
- I'm done, Mr. Pearl.
I'm done! The mule's turned to glue!
She wanders off unescorted.
She has sudden outbursts.
She's simply unmanageable.
Mrs. Smail, wait. Please, let me talk to her.
I can talk to her.
You can't quit on such short notice.
I'm sorry, sir. In Ireland, we have a sayin'.
"When a boat runs ashore,
the sea has spoken."
Come on! We can't play
three-handed poker.
She's gonna be alone every day.
I'm not leavin' her alone at night, too.
- So bring her. She just paints and reads.
- Yeah, and lights things on fire.
That happened once.
I got a fire extinguisher. Just bring her.
Get your ass over here.
Don't forget the Louis Prima record.
Remember, always play for keeps.
All right, all right, all right.
Yeah, I'll be there. OK.
Joon, dinner!
Spaghetti and salad?
In that order?
What happened between
you and Mrs. Smail?
She was given to fits of
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