Beneath the Harvest Sky Page #5

we'll add 3/4-inch.

You see that pump?

Uh-huh.

Give me the hose.

OK.

I'll plug it in.

Kill it!

Oh, sh*t!

Yeah, three of them.

Tighter than a midget's p*ssy.

No more "frozen river in the

middle of the night" bullshit.

Now we drive it across

in broad daylight.

The pipeline to Canada's

south runs through us.

And with what we got

coming up from Florida,

we'll be working I-95

in both directions.

Wait.

Wait!

What?

Wait.

I want to tell you something.

Did I do something?

No.

What?

Stop.

I want you to know...

What?

That I can take care of you.

I can take care of you and

that f***in' baby inside you.

My baby inside you.

And I promise I will.

I promise.

I promise I'm not

going to f*** this up.

I swear to god I'm not

going to f*** this up.

I'm going to take care

of... of both of you.

OK?

Want to f*** me?

Well, you f*** up this

time of year, you're dead.

And half their pitching

staff is injured.

And the other half just sucks.

I mean, even if they make

the playoffs, who cares?

Hey, guys?

Yeah?

I could use some help over here.

Yeah.

Let me try to lift

the roller up there.

So.

So, uh, do you like the Sox?

I mean, I like some

players, like Pedroia.

Not rooting against them there,

but not building my plans

and dreams around them either.

Whoa, man.

She's shitting on your dreams.

Are you OK?

Yeah, Emma, I'm fine.

You know, you said you were

moving to Boston with Casper

to go to Red Sox

games, so I was just

trying to be funny about it.

You know, I... I get it.

I get that you don't get

it, and that's... that's OK.

Look, I didn't mean to be

mean about your friend there.

I just... I don't know.

I just always hear

about all the trouble

he gets in all the time.

Like he got Tasha

Nadeau pregnant,

and she's like 15 years old.

You sound like everyone else.

They don't get it.

It's like when... say

you're out drowning

on Long Lake and someone

throws you a life vest.

That's... that's Casper.

He's there to throw

you a life vest?

No.

No, Casper is the life vest.

OK?

You know, he's

always been there.

I know exactly what

I'm getting with him.

And then when I'm around him,

I don't feel like I'm drowning.

When I hang out

with Casper, I know

something crazy is

going to happen.

But you know, at least

something happened.

You know, I don't know

very much about the Red Sox.

But I do know that I'm

supposed to hate the Yankees.

Yeah.

I got to teach you how to sweep.

My god, this is terrible.

You think that's going to work?

Move.

F***in' hammer.

Here, this is how you do it.

OK, it's on.

It should pop up

as a new network.

Yeah.

F***.

Yeah?

We got f***ing

Wi-Fi in this sh*t.

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