Below Her Mouth

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Oh my god.

Hey

did you come?

A bit.

What's wrong?

I don't know.

Tell me the truth.

There's nothing.

Don't start getting hyper.

I'm not getting hyper.

I'm in love with you.

You're over me.

Say something.

Something.

Grow up.

I'm moving out.

I think you should.

I put a deposit on an apartment.

I gotta go to work.

Dallas!

You're better off without me.

Why?

I'll call you later.

Hey sweetheart!

Pass the keys, let me take it

for a ride.

I'd take her for a ride.

Hey, why do ladies love roofers?

You should pick me up and go

like that.

Hey, babe.

What time is it?

Time to go.

Is it?

I'm up.

Just wait.

What is this?

What?

What do you mean what,

what is this?

Did you paint my nails?

Mhmm.

Why.

You have the most gorgeous

nail-beds.

I feel violated.

What?

Why?

I don't know it's f***ing weird.

Okay look baby I gotta go.

Would you take that off please?

I just want one picture.

You're not taking a picture of

me.

Hello.

Welcome back.

F*** off.

Already drinking alone?

There's one left for you.

Do you want one?

Yeah.

Where's your thing?

Over there.

Okay, what's up?

Talk to me.

You just walked out on her?

Kind of.

I got better things to do.

I don't wanna play house

right now

she wasn't right for you.

I'm buzzed.

I gotta catch up.

You won't catch up.

No one will ever catch me.

What time is Claire coming over?

She's on her way.

I'll call you in the morning.

What's the time difference in

Arizona?

Two hours.

Call me when you get to the

hotel.

Do you think you'll be up that

late?

Probably not.

I'm shooting tomorrow morning.

Don't try to keep up with

Claire.

I never do.

Hey, Dallas.

Yes, Joslyn.

When are you picking up

the rest of your stuff.

What stuff?

Stuff that you don't want

donated

to goodwill with your

name and address on it.

You have 20 minutes.

Hmm, I can't be there in 20

minutes,

I have a party to get to.

Throw it out.

Don't call me about this stuff

anymore.

I wanna be amicable with you

and phone calls of this

nature piss me off.

You know me better

than to think I give a sh*t

where my stuff ends up.

Even inanimate

objects are not safe from you.

What, fine.

Stop calling, if you know that's

the case.

Buzz kill.

I bought a few new things.

I like to boil and recycle.

I'm starting over.

You see anything?

Nothing.

Hot girls are never on time.

What about us?

We're not hot girls.

I'm wearing women's clothing.

On the outside.

I'm calling firsts on the

bartender.

Too bad she likes me.

You can back off if I like a

girl.

I've been after her for months.

You don't get it.

Maybe you don't get it.

I'm taking a lap.

You can handle it.

This is cute.

Where should we go first?

It's a girl party.

Let's keep walking.

We're going in.

What do you want to drink?

I'm okay.

I'm going to find the bathroom.

Excuse me.

She's ignoring me.

I'll be right back.

I think I'm being overlooked.

I got you.

Desiree.

What do you want?

Hey.

Hey.

Were you on my street today?

Thought you looked familiar.

You come to girl parties often?

I don't come at all.

Terrible news.

Can I change that for you?

My friend is waiting for me.

What's your name?

Jasmine.

Don't be rude.

Dallas, named after the American

television show my parents fell

in

love with in Sweden.

Did you grow up in Sweden?

What gave me away?

Am I talking funny?

You're talking fine.

I'm curious.

About?

Why do women love roofers?

You have to go out with me if

you

want to find out.

I need to get some air.

What was that?

My ring.

Ouch, it's a weapon.

You're engaged.

My condolences.

Now you're being rude.

I'm just being honest.

See you.

Why do women love roofers?

No idea.

Because we strip'em

and nail'em all day long.

Sounds exhausting.

I'll be on the same street

tomorrow,

if you want a demonstration.

I'll pass.

Let me buy you a drink?

Pass again.

Wait.

We're not done talking.

I left my friend alone.

Your friend found company.

Has he been saving since

he was a little boy?

He's good with his finances.

I was almost engaged.

I thought about buying a ring

for my ex.

I even googled it.

I got my own apartment instead.

Rile and I just moved

out of our first apartment.

How's the sex after

all the living together.

It's good.

I've got no emotional

stamina for intimacy.

I know how to keep him

interested.

I think I might be different

with you.

Keep saying that and you might

find

the right girl.

What if you're the right girl?

I'm engaged.

Why are you being so crazy!

Because I have to wake up early.

We were having a good time.

At my expense.

What?

I should listen to my instincts.

Jasmine!

What are you talking about?

She kissed me.

What did you do?

I kissed her back.

What?

I feel sick.

Did you like it?

Claire, I'm not answering that.

I'm just curious.

Don't talk about that,

it's not about that.

I feel weird.

Because you like her?

Because I'm engaged.

Oh please, Jasmine.

You're the most faithful person

I know.

You and rile are like Mary

and the f***in carpenter.

It will never happen again.

Giddy-up.

What time you done?

Rile?

Hey, I just got to the hotel.

I want to get married in

the garden, at the old mill.

Okay baby.

Okay that's great.

Call the planner in the morning.

I'm red-eyed.

I got to go sleep.

K, I love you.

I love you.

I'm coming!

I'm awake.

Hey, I gotta get to work.

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