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Slow down, slow down. Move it back up.
-Here we go.|-They`re drivin` me crazy!
-Don`t go too fast.|-Come on!
-What`s the matter?|-You threw the cage on my foot!
-l didn`t do that.|-Yes, you did.
l need puppies.
-Okay. All right. Come on.|-Puppies.
Hi there. lsn`t that the sweetest?
What a cute guy.
lsn`t he cute?
No, absolutely not.
How big`s he gonna be?
l got a junkyard.|l need a big, mean junkyard dog.
Let me see him.
Come here, puppy.
He looks good and mean.
l don`t know. He`s pretty sweet.
You can make any dog mean.
Damn little beast! God!
You got any pit bulls?
Come on. lt`s a pushover.
l cased the place.
What about the alarm?
All you gotta do is step over.
-l got you.|-Okay, okay.
There, you see?|ln and out, quiet as a mouse.
Let`s get some dogs.
Come on, puppy.|We`re just goin` for a little car ride.
Here we go.
Come on, puppy. Here puppy, nice puppy.
l`ve stepped in the beam.
Here, puppy, nice puppy.
See, didn`t l tell ya?
Doesn`t this beat|takin` strays off the street?
-You are a genius!|-Get off!
Sorry! l`m sorry.
Why are they barking?
l know they`re dogs!|Go in the back and check.
Okay, doggies, what`s the racket back--
Okay, doggies, back in your house.
Back in your house.|Here, doggie, nice doggie.
No, doggie. Don`t jump.
Bad puppy, don`t jump!
Good puppy, don`t jump!
Come back! Stop the van!
Harv, what is it?|Why did you want me to stop?
Hurry, they`re gettin` away.
Hey, you, come back here!
Come here! l`ll give you a bone!
Come back here, you little runt!
Come here, you!
7 A.M.!|Up and at 'em!
Ted, l`m sorry.
What`s wrong?|Did you have another nightmare?
Yep, you heard your father.
l know, Daddy`s rules.
That`s it! l`m not gonna take it anymore.
Mom, l have a news flash for you.|lt`s Saturday!
-Yeah, l know, honey.|-This sucks!
Why do we have to get up|so early on Saturday?
Ask your father. Don`t say `"sucks.`"
The bathroom`s mine!
-Nanny, nanny!|-Shut up! Let me in.
Open up, you little wimp! Let me in!
-Mom! Let me in!|-You have no bladder control.
Wait till l get my hands on you. Let me in!
Guys, do you have to--
l dreamt l had a puppy, and it came true!
Dad, l take back|anything l ever said about you, too.
Dad, l have everything l ever wanted.
-l owe you big time.|-Why?
Daddy, can we call him Fred?
-Let me have him. lt`s my turn.|-No, it`s my turn!
-l saw him first!|-l`m gonna have him for five more minutes.
We can`t have a dog. We can`t have a dog!
-Occupy the kids. l`ll run to the pound.|-No, no way!
-lt`ll be destroyed.|-lf we keep it, the house will be destroyed!
Dogs sniff. They lick, they chew.|They drool, they scratch--
-Alice, they have parasites.|-Oh, God, yeah.
The kids`ll lose interest.|l`ll have to care for it.
lt`ll grow to be enormous.|lt`ll take over the yard.
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