Becks Page #9

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Yeah, I have an idea.

But you know what?

That's your sh*t.

That's not my sh*t.

I have plenty of my own sh*t.

And having one night

of ungodly behavior

doesn't even make

my list of sh*t.

- It's a vacation from my sh*t.

- Stop saying that word!

I am not like you.

Jesus f***ing Christ!

[retching]

[toilet flushing]

Good morning.

I made breakfast. You want some?

So, uh, so I thought we could

go have a girls' day,

maybe go shopping.

What do you think?

Mom, I was hungover.

I had too much to drink.

Really? You're gonna use

that excuse with me?

- I was tired.

- I did not deserve that.

Look, you know how I get

when I drink.

Could you at least respect me

in my house enough

not to take the Lord's name

in vain?

I'm sorry.

So, uh, so you gonna

come with me or what?

[door chime]

ANN:
Wow.

- Well, hello.

- Hey, dude, what's up?

How are you?

Hey, Elyse,

this is my mom Ann.

- Hi.

- Mom, this is Elyse.

Oh, this is

Mitch Cunningham's wife.

Oh, my gosh, hi.

So you're the one who's

responsible for all this talent.

Yeah, she got it all

from me.

I've heard so much about you

from Sue.

It's nice to put

a face to a name.

Oh, you know

my mother-in-law.

Yeah, she's a friend.

- This is such a lovely shop.

- Thank you.

It's my little piece of Paris

right here in the Lou.

So what brings you two

in today?

You here to walk around

and not buy anything?

There's a bunch of new stuff in

to not buy.

Oh, ha ha,

but the joke's on you

'cause I'm buying my mom

a whole new wardrobe

from this century.

I like my clothes.

You're such a snob.

- Isn't she?

- Yeah.

Hey, I didn't bring you here

so you guys could gang up on me.

Are you sure? It's free.

It's right in your budget.

- [laughing]

- What?

372.24.

Oh, no, no, no.

Rebecca, please.

- Let me help out, come on.

- No, Mom, stop.

Please, let me.

Consider it back rent.

Thank you.

Wait one second.

What, I spend some cash,

and you think I'm gonna

buy the whole store?

It's on the house.

You don't charge enough

for lessons anyway.

Hey, you know what?

I don't.

- It looks good on you.

- It's beautiful.

Thanks. Here's 300

and five, six...

I can't believe we got my mom

into that miniskirt. Jesus.

I think that's the first time

I've ever seen her knees.

I can't believe

your mom was a nun.

Nuns feel like so from

another era or something.

Sh*t.

My mom's a real

C-U-Next-Tuesday.

Can't you just say "c*nt?"

Can you say "c*nt?"

Can you please say "c*nt?"

Okay, fine.

C*nt.

[laughing]

So how does she feel

about the whole gay thing?

Not great. You know,

she's coming around,

just as long as

I spare her the details.

- Hey.

- Will there be anything else?

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