Becks Page #4

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how Catholic my mom is.

I really enjoyed your music.

Will you be playing again soon?

I sure as sh*t hope so.

I'm so broke.

And I'm not just saying that

as a negotiation tactic.

I'll give you 30 bucks

for this.

That's 300.

Used.

Does it come with

$270 in the pocket?

[laughs]

No, unfortunately.

- It's a really cool place.

- Thank you.

Oh, hey, can I put a flyer up?

I promise if you send

any students my way,

I'll come in, and I'll buy

something really expensive.

Sure, of course.

I'll put it on the door,

right where everyone can see it.

The door, right.

Thanks, dude!

You're welcome, dude.

Hmm.

[guitar tuning]

Hey, wow.

There's a lot more of you

here tonight.

Thank you so much

for coming out.

Now I know how Beyonc feels.

Beyonc still lives

with her mom, right?

No? It's just me?

Um...

This song is called

"Rabbit Hole."

Well, she talked

a perfect game

Promised love

and illusions of fame

But she just won't change

No, no, she'll never change

And you fool me once

And you fool me twice

And I fall down

the rabbit hole again

I fell again

Well, she wants so badly

to believe

But every time

remains deceived

And she just won't change

No, no, she'll never change

And you fool me once

And you fool me twice

And I fall down

the rabbit hole again

Oh, no, and you fool me once

And you fool me twice

And then I fall down

the rabbit hole again

Another respectable bounty.

I may have to start

charging commission.

- Hey, give me that, give...

- Ehh!

Hey, I think you got

some groupies over there.

If by "groupies,"

you mean they came on a Groupon.

See, that's Mitch's wife.

You know her?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

I met her kinda randomly

the other day.

Awesome. She's bringing in

paying customers.

Do you want to say hi,

or do you want me to make up

some rock star sh*t,

like you got a private chopper

waiting around back?

She knows I can't afford

a used shirt,

so I don't think

she'll buy it.

I'm gonna leave this here.

Don't touch it.

[applause]

Great show.

- Thank you.

- Oh, my God, so great.

So real.

You seemed so upset.

Thank you, I think.

Didn't know there were so many

local fans of lesbian folk rock.

Oh, my God.

That is too funny.

You know Richard's golf pro

is a lesbian.

Um, Elyse, right?

Yeah, you remembered.

These are my friends:

Maggie, Callie, and Mercede.

Mercede, like singular?

How else would it be?

So, uh, how do you guys

know each other?

I'm getting like

a sorority vibe.

No. High school.

Oh, right, Mary I.

That rich girl Catholic school.

It's not Catholic.

Then who's Mary?

Just some random chick

named Mary?

[laughing]

You are so funny.

No, but seriously,

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