Because I Said So Page #3
Just like you.
Milly, you are gonna
thank me for this later.
Okay.
"Adult Friend Finder. "
"Over 14 million members. "
Well, that's a very good sign.
I like how they use
the word "friend. "
Friendship is the cornerstone
of any good relationship.
Oh, my God. Oh, sorry, Coop. I'm
sorry, honey. Wait, okay. Wait. Shoot.
Eat my dick.
No, no, no. Be quiet, okay? Gone,
gone. All goney, right? Gone.
Cooper, quiet.
Gateway customer support.
May I help you?
Mr. Online Support?
Yeah, no. What's happened is my
computer has apparently frozen.
No, I was just doing a little bit
of pre-Christmas online shopping.
Why do you need to know
what site I'm on?
Oh, my God.
God darn.
Hello, is this We Match 4 You?
"Let me preface this ad by saying if you
are a nut job, pervert or fruitcake, move on.
"Nudists, mama's boys, the
sexually confused need not apply. "
"Anarchists, xenophobes, philistines,
masochists, sexists, bigots not welcome. "
I know it's $5 a word.
No, well, don't worry.
I'm not that talky.
So let's just take it from
page two. "Chronically itchy. "
"I'm looking for someone with a
steady job who knows the value of work.
"That does not exclude
the independently wealthy. "
Okay, hope that goes out...
Polka dots. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I like it.
I like it, I like it.
Oh.
Hi. You must be Daphne Wilder.
It's so nice to meet you.
Let's date your daughter.
I'll just dig in real quick,
'cause I'm hypoglycemic,
'cause otherwise my blood sugar hits
the ground and... You know? Okay.
I was just wondering what you think the
cornerstone of any good relationship is?
What is in there?
So why don't you just free associate,
okay? I say marriage, you say...
I say marriage.
No, no, I say marriage and...
I say marriage.
Right, but that's not what
I meant. I meant that...
I...
I...
Me.
Me.
I have a slight allergy
to dander and nut meats.
Okay, done,
thank you very much.
It's been wonderful meeting you. Thank you.
Appreciate it, yeah. Right.
Thank you very much. Okay, yeah.
If I say marriage,
then what do you say?
Vera Wang.
Your name is?
Louie.
Huey.
I've already got a woody.
Uh!
How old did you say you were?
My name is Dr. Iris McDunna.
I'm sorry, I'm right in the
middle here, Iris. I know.
I read your ad, "You'll
know me by my polka dots. "
I'm a licensed psychologist and
I wanted to offer you my services.
I wanted to suggest
that as a mother,
you attend, free of charge,
one of my Letting Go seminars.
Hi. I think we were
supposed to meet now.
Yeah. Oh, that's...
Right.
Right. That is so...
Iris, I'm so sorry.
I can't afford to be rude.
I'll leave you my card.
Thank you so terribly much.
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